Pilko

He's too busy being a cunt.

Should get one of them voice-activated deelys for his iPod. Not as if he can't afford one. Luke McCormack MKII tbh. RIP.

He's better than some people think. For £3m it would be excellent business.

Where do you live? Whitley Bay / Monkseaton but I could be somewhere a bit closer if you needed me to be. Doesn't bother me as I'm not going. Bastard.

What, the N-Dubz hat? Or one of them beanies that people have hanging off the back of their heads? He was wearing the beanie when I saw him in Seashells chippy about 6 months ago.

Where do you live? Whitley Bay / Monkseaton but I could be somewhere a bit closer if you needed me to be.

I'll ask again. Any of you able to swing me a lift? Pretty please?

I reckon we could well take advantage of City and West Ham's selling. City will be peddling some of the squad players that they don't need (or want to leave due to the massive buying). Elano, Mark Noble and Gelson Fernandes are 3 quality midfielders, and if we got any of those three I'd be thrilled. Hughes clearly doesn't rate Elano.

Whatever the answer is, Dave, I assume it will contain "Shepherd", "John Hall", "SBR" and "Soopa Mike" (which by the way is NOT cool, NOT what people say and therefore a shit attempt at taking the piss out of people welcoming the new regime on these boards). Now. Steven Taylor....

Lads, you're being a bit harsh on Mr Bolam here. Maybe Mutha and Fatha threatened him into writing that article? http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2004/08/24/biffa_bacon_203_203x152.gif

Given Geremi Coloccini Taylor Bassong Duff N'Zogbia Guthrie Jonas Xisco Carroll Bench: Harper, Doninger, Owen, Edgar, Ranger, Godsmark, LuaLua

Since when has Cacapa been a long term injury? I must have missed this.

I'll be looking to spawn a lift off one of you, as my lift I had organized has cancelled on me. I'll get there somehow, like. Hijack an ice cream van if I have to.

Would love Suazo but as Tooj says, he won't come.

Put Nicky Butt on the bus then run like bloody fuck.

Villa to spawn this game, despite not playing well again.

maybe on BBC3 or something?

Very true. The only exception I can think of is Any Given Sunday -- and I say this as a man who normally hates Oliver Stone movies and has no interest in gridiron football. Cinderella Man tbf.

They'll want Xisco next.

He really isn't.

fuck off. Diaby is fucking shit.

Where's the COCKNEY MAFIA OUT banner?

Are those lasses tits real?