Pilko

No man, it was "Who's the longest in the shower?" and it was a double entendre.

We'll need to appoint a new bookies runner/tab seller asap.

Guy Fawkes has ruled himself out.

Well, I must say, I go to school with Dean Critchlow's brother, (Critchlow got released at the end of Roeder's full season) and at no point, during or after his release did he have a bad word to say about the Academy or any of the coaches.

The following players are out of contract at the end of this season: Cacapa Michael Owen Steve Harper Nicky Butt Shola Ameobi David Edgar Mark Viduka Frank Wiafe Danquah Callum Morris Mark Doninger Ryan Donaldson Jonny Godsmark James Marwood Darren Lough Which ones do you think we'll keep (focusing on the bold ones) and which will be shown the door? Who do you want to see stay or go?

Aye, you can see two of them monkey friends in your avatar Skirge.

:lol:

Do you think NE5 is a cunt?

Charvers wearing his own Sports World tracksuit bottoms, imitation Rockports and pink Fred Perry t-shirts. Oh the irony

SACK THE MONGS! SACK THE MONGS!

Have you ever tried archery on the world's largest river?

Shades of Shearer there with that headband on...

BEEP BEEP Misson Accomplished ALIEN ASHLEY. Return To Base At: STADIUM OF LIGHT. BEEP BEEP

Probably playing Pro Evo with Terry Mac tbh.

Rename the show: One Legend, One Bore, One Tosspot.

have you considered that the club may not know if he's still going to be our manager or not tomorrow? I'd wager he's sat in some lay-by in his Ranger Over We've released him ALREADY??

"God, who the f*** is that NE5 t***?" get away ? link please. I wish it was true as well :lol:

"God, who the fuck is that NE5 twat?"

I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and not read this thread title, just look at the number. If it's 214 pages I'll know he's walked, if it's about 106 I'll know everythings fine.

He should read this thread, then he might stay. We just need to restrain NE5 from posting for a few more hours

I'm going to hang the washing out, when I come back there'd better be some (maybe not dirty) laundry exposed about this fucking speculation

its not all bad news then

f***ing ridiculous conclusion. Impossible to judge how good Robinho is at this level too, but that hasn't stopped everyone jizzing over his arrival to City, has it? Prudes.

If a WOW signing quote ever existed, maybe Coloccini was the WOW signing?

You missed out the great hope that is Andy Carroll.