Pilko

2-0 Arsenal - Bendtner pen

Brilliant results for us so far - Boro lost, Blackburn, Pompey and Stoke losing. If they stay the way they are and Spurs win, that's a perfect set of results for us.

Stelling with his head in his hands as Carlisle go ahead

Haha, Hartlepool go one down and then a second goes in as as Brian Seymour-Smith is telling Jeff about the first. Stelling hugely annoyed

1-1 at Stamford Bridge - Erik Nevland.

I think there might have been a goal judging by that shout.

Why the fuck does he persist on playing Bates in central midfield? He's got a good engine but no ability at all. And Alves' free kick near the end.

Ballon d'Or winner if he gets a third goal.

Fucks sake. Although, there's more chance of Nixon scoring than Boro at the moment, so I wouldn't worry too much.

:lol: Top work Liam O.

He would. He's that stubborn. By the way, get your status to online, you wuss.

NE5 would sooner see the club go bust and cease to exist than admit he's talking a load of bollocks. madras better not take that lying down, it's not the way I was brought up to deal with things.

He wants to go to the local Slimming World meeting before he goes to anything like that.

I've just worked out Dave's gameplan. He's been copying his avatar to try and learn a unique brand of stepover.

"Given would have saved that" fuck off.

Whatever happened to the advice on page 28/29? Eh? How do you mean?

Ah, excellent. Hope Gateshead can do it.

I reckon someone should find a bar that's doing karaoke afterwards, how hilarious that would be.

Good news.

Name dropper. But I've known Marvid since we were kids. :-[ You and Mirelurk are out on the town every weekend apparently.

Name dropper.

Gibbs getting raped.

I'll ask his auntie tomorrow at work.

There isn't really that much difference between us and them.