Pilko

More than Alan Oliver.

Ignacio Gonzalez (creative CM from Valencia) poised to sign season long loan deal tomorrow morning say SkySports and Valencia.

Hey, I was first, mods, sort it. EDIT: I was 12 seconds faster.

NE5 to go mental and the board to implode when we lose to Spurs in the CC.

:colo: first appropriate time to use this fine smiley imo

This.

And after actually watching the vid: Nani, are you okay?

Dave from Newcastle, he has an Ameobi addiction. Briefly Dave from Stoke. See Shola Ameobi's wiki page for miore details. hth

Basically a lazy Milner.

Fixed.

Yep. Ameobi and Smith up front. It's the way forward. sell all of them, if we cant sell them then give them away, owen is a welsh arsewipe, Ameobi can trap a ball further than most can kick one and smith?? well i cannot describe how s**** he is! Precisely what I thought about you when I read that post.

This thread needs some fkn Skirge inspired fkn optimism. Players out (estimated wages): Ramage, £10,000 p/w Carr, £45,000 p/w Troisi, £3,000 p/w Rozehnal, £25,000 p/w Emre, £35,000 p/w Milner, £20,000 p/w Faye, £25,000 p/w Various youngsters we released (in total): £2,000 p/w Total: £165,000 p/w if my GCSE maths is still intact. Players in (estimated wages): Gutierrez, £30,000 p/w Guthrie, £20,000 p/w Bassong, £10,000 p/w Coloccini, £40,000 p/w Total: £100,000 p/w if that maths knowledge has lasted a further few minutes So even with my dodgy guesses, we've saved about £65,000 a week on wages. Paying Owen a further £15,000 a week would still leave us £50,000 a week better off, and like I said even if I'm £5,000 here and there out, we must have still saved over £15,000 a week for us to offer it to Owen. Hopefully theres still some space left for a few new bodies.

Just hope he signs the fucker.

It had better fucking not be

He's gone to his first choice all along, Benfica Hotspurs.

You know something we don't Dave?

I just want an end to this bloody saga, preferably before 1pm tomorrow as I go to Spain for 3 weeks, don't have the Internet however I do have Sky Sports News. Will be a nightmare though as the telly conks out all the time.

Aye, like when we splurged £15m on Martins and Duff and then ushered the bargain basement aquistions of Rossi, Sibierski and Bernard through the backdoor at the last minute.

Just shut up. Just f*** off Baggio > SUPERTOON if I'm honest.

I hate the game-by-game adverts on Metro radio for tickets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Make sure yar at Sint Jamesiz Park on the fourteenth of March te see King Kevin's lads tek on Davey Moyses' resurgent Toffees. Tickets available from the ticcccket office now, or call the ticket office fer ticccckets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Newcas-il United, SAAY you wa' there.

When was the last time you posted on these boards without the word "Coloccini" in there somewhere?

I'm sure Maldini has fallen over once or twice?

Rubbish. What an intelligent debate from the man with no opinion on anything. sez it all really

I get the feeling that this season will be a total disaster if we don't sign Coloccini. [/NE5]