Pilko

Haha, Dave showing immense self-restrain there.

He wasn't culpable for the defeat though. Duff was probably the least of our worries, it's the rusting, octogenarian midfield that we should be panicking about.

Let's not forget that Coloccini made Marlon King look like fucking Pele earlier in the season. I'm optimistic for this at all.

Wouldn't work.

He will though, shit or ugly players always score against us, as proven at Anfield.

The third?! What about the first! Viduka headed it Bassong who brought it down so it could be put out wide to Gerrard. Smith then chested it down and placed it perfectly so Kuyt could cross to Benayoun to score. If only they were so pin-point perfect at the other end. It was offside though.

0-1, Alves

That third goal was easily the worst goal I have seen us concede this season.

Shearer won't select him again, even next season if he's here. He didn't even give him the slightest glance as he walked past.

Gullit and Souness hate each other, there was an excellent time on ITV when they kept arguing with each other and making snide comments

Olssonn looks like Neil Warnock

Bit drunk yourself ? What, because I missed the 's' off? Not a chance

He's no Chris Samba.

Motson is like someone drunken uncle.

Knew they'd show that clip of fat arse Fowler, just like that frigging Taylor one they always wheel out everytime theres a handball in the box

Hah, that is dreadful from Jamo.

Greg would have done better.

As if I would ruin your night, BG.

As a sobering point, Real Madrid got beat 4-0.

Based on Ronaldo saying "he's going to be a god tbh" everytime someone mentions him.

The best username I've seen on there is "Bassong's Third Leg".

Binman

He wasn't shit like. Howay man Tooj, players aren't allowed to have a season slightly below their own previously prolific standards - even when they move to a different country and into a different team to play their football! Thought you would know this by now, you've been on here long enough I was quite impressed with Adam^'s post there tbh, it was the first time I've ever seen him post without mentioning Ranger.

Fucks sake.

HOPE