Pilko

Thirty-five seconds is my bet.

I hate the nicknames they use, some of the captions make me almost vomit. Not as much as your f****** avatar. What, Neg and Tim having a curry fight? No shit.

I hate the nicknames they use, some of the captions make me almost vomit. *photo of Emre in training* ISTAN-BALL: Turkish star picks a pass *photo of Steven Taylor making a tackle* TAYLS UP: Geordie boy Steven slides in on James Troisi *photo of Michael Owen with the ball* MO ON THE GO: Michael aims to extend super scoring run *photo of Keegan with Alan Smith* BLOND AMBITION: King Kev and Smudger share a laugh *photo of Terry Mac watching a drill* MAC ATTACK: Toon's Terry watches the lads in training etc etc.

When was this?

Yeah, fortunatley it isn't up to you. You'd keep a £60kpw player who's never fit on the books for what reason? Thank fuk you are nowt special either. Doubt Keegan would sell. He was after Emre when he was at City, what would make him want to offload him for a few million? And where are you quoting £60k a week from?

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Yeah, fortunatley it isn't up to you.

About as similar as Michael Owen and Kevin Lisbie, then?

Most of the magazines on the bottom shelf are about football or kids cartoons, I don't blame him for reaching up.

Hopefully he'll do a Flintoff and get cast out to sea on a pedalo.

I sincerely hope your taking the piss there. Baros is utter gash no jokes brother! he seems get odd penalties & odd goals these days! he's gash but tricky.... don't want us get red... or penalties! defoe is just 1 dimentional striker... i am sure butt can manage him! That is the most wrong comment I've read during my short time on these boards. Well played. Defoe has scored 8 in 7 games, whereas Baros has looked crap against Championship and lower Premiership opposition and spurned bagfuls of chances. As for penalties I'm 95% certain that Defoe takes them for Pompey anyway.

Not really the point. If it costs them promotion, Watford will lose out on a lot more than the £5m they got for him. The point I was trying to make is they would have offloaded him in January anyway had he got them promoted, as his performances in this league have been nothing short of woeful. If they miss out it's because Bothroyd is currently playing Steve Kabba ahead of Collins John.

Try emailing the lads at .com, they usually know about this sort of thing BG.

King has looked so out of his depth it's untrue for Wigan as well.

I sincerely hope your taking the piss there.

thats what we thought until we played derby This. Add that to last season's home goalless draw and away 2-0 defeat to Charlton, the home 1-0 defeat to Sheffield Utd and the 1-1 away draw with Watford. We can't ever beat the crap teams, part of the reason why we struggle.

His wages will amount to that within 6-8 months I imagine.

Martins angling for a move away? Well played sports editors.

would rather not see more London teams like Charlton and Watford (near enough to London) come up but I suppose its less of a trek than Bristol I'd love Bristol to come up because my auntie has a house there I can use. Free accomodation.

Who said Ramage is better than Taylor like? Oh, so you wouldn't prefer to play the better player. That makes MUCH more sense than how I originally interpreted it. A lot of people preferred that Bowyer, Dyer, Woodgate and Barton (to name a few) never played for the club again irrespective of ability. Maybe you should be clear about why you think Ramage should be in the team instead of Taylor then. I'm all ears.... Because I hate Taylor, and Ramage should be next in line ahead of Diatta or Edgar. Edgar has a lot more talent than Ramage, it's plain to see. Diatta wouldn't have so many caps either if he was a clownshoes. Ramage is your poor-average stop gap clogger, who gives 100% and works hard. So at the minute I'd say Edgar > Diatta > Ramage.

West Brom, Brizzle City and Stoke to go up.

Yeah, Allardyce didn't do any high-intensity training apparently. Of course it's nothing to do with KK's tactics, just the training. [/sweeping generalization]

If that score prediction is correct then I'll eat my own scrotum. DISCLAIMER: Pilko will not actually eat his own scrotum.

Maybe because he's clownshoes?