Pilko

Hojebjerg and Semedo 22/1

Ramsay shot on target shy of nearly £300 there, he had a couple blocked as well. Still a good start to the day.

Card double up Need Zaha and Ramsay shots on targets for a clean sweep.

Benteke would probably be the best player in the world if he was on a 2 month rolling contract.

Ward and McGinn cards 25/1 Zaha 2 SOT, Ramsay & McGinn 1 SOT 55/1

Get in

Howay the VAR

That's not a Morgan og is it

He doesn't have the basic grasp of Latin required to work there.

Kante/Ndidi 20/1 Jorginho/Evans 20/1 400/1 quad Ziyech & Iheanacho 3+ total shots each, 2+ SOT each 23/1

Paddy Power. Same bet on B.Reid is 23/10 on Coral

Anguissa SOT and card 21/1

Just saw that, insane price. Doubled with Ings for 54/1.

Armstrong and Cavaliero 2+ SOT 80/1

Cork and Dallas carded 40/1 Vydra and Raphinha 2+ SOT 18/1

As a Newcastle fan I'm always delighted to lose games 4-3 and find this kind of game infinitely preferable to winning 1-0. Good show Brucey, good show.

Shearer must have kicked his awful ginger head canny hard for it to still be addling his brain all these years later.

Ake gives away a pen.... Still no card

Raging with that. Waving it around for fouls which were a) miles away from the goal and b) nowhere near as bad compared to the Ake one.

And one given for that comparatively nowt Ritchie tackle. Hope Kev Friend gets cock rot the stupid cunt

No card for that Ake? Fuck off ref.

He'll definitely refer to "manager of the month curse" when we get beat tonight as well the fucking tosser.

Aye. More games with nowt riding on, less pressure. Best bet is overs/btts tbh.

That Farley impressions bloke's done another video, don't think the impression is amazing but he referenced him interrupting every question which was canny funny.