Pilko

Weird how he was touted as a failure and a laughing stock at Chelsea with a 1 in 3 record. He'd be an unbelievable signing but I think he's way out of our scope right now.

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Get out of jail free card that. Soft

This referee hasn't got a whistle

Mount utterly anonymous yet again for England.

Walker and Rice have been absolutely chronic.

Just Raheem then! If he can score first it's worth £170 to me over 2 bets.

Great start for the Kane, Sterling and Havertz SOT boost. Just the two England lads to go.

Raheem FGS 9/1 with PP.

Has to do at least two sitty-down stoppages for an injury per game on average to trigger the permanent.

Probably do alright there tbh. Always gave his all, limited as fuck in possession though and rightly moved on. All best to him.

Fuck me, the cunt who wrote that article is on smack. "Reaching the playoffs was a long-shot when Bruce arrived..." - they were 5th

I take it the Wales opener will go as an og? Sky saying Bale has scored but saying he hasn't had a SOT and not settled my 16/1 Bale outside the box goal boost. EDIT: Changed to Yarmolenko og now. Fuckers.

Breaking news... the consortium decided to use their hundreds of billions to upgrade the Tyne and Wear metro instead. More to follow

Had a good night at the darts tonight. Smith and MVG ton plus check each at 4/1 with £20 started proceedings nicely. £5 on Clayton to win his semi 6-4 at 7/1 and then £5 on Bully Boy match treble in the final at 6/1 has left me flush. CL and Championship Playoff Finals for me this weekend before I gracefully bow out of betting for a few months.

Saw some little Youtuber/influencer type doyles trying to skip the queues for beer at Sam Fender tonight whilst BDB queued patiently with his pals and despite half the room waving and saying hello to him was polite and good humoured. What a fella he is.

This one is especially good when the person who says it watches all of the soaps 5 days out of 7 and then at the weekend will have Britain's Got Talent, Strictly, X Factor, Dancing on Ice etc. on as well. "What, there's more bloody singing and dancing on?"

I never knew you were pals with John Carver. "I can't go and mark men on the pitch myself."

Tell her it's because the standard is far lower, the goalkeepers are all crap and none of them have learned how to slide tackle.

imagine it in footy. "Here shush man, Sunderland have got a free kick from 25 yards, don't be putting him off now"

"You've already seen the match, why do you need to see the highlights again?" Usually said by a thick trollop who having consumed two hours of shite like X Factor will flick straight over to ITV2 for "X Factor The Extra Factor" or whatever. EDIT: @Skeletora minute quicker but the sentiment remains

I see this on LinkedIn quite a lot - rugby fans (usually union) who on a clip of a rugby player scoring an impressive try or getting tackled hard and carrying on will feel the need to fall over themselves to say something like "FOOTBALLERS WOULDN'T DO THAT, THEY ALL DIVE AND CHEAT AND FALL OVER AND RUGBY IS BETTER OH AND WE RESPECT OUR REFEREES MORE TOO" Of course, football fans watching a goal of the month compilation or whatever would never feel the need to compare what they're watching to rugby - because it's very obviously shit and boring and way inferior; much like its fans.

I didnt do too badly, everything in bold is either factually correct or stands up as an opinion (eg Toney, Varane etc). Dyche a bit of a miss like

Had Wilson 2+ goals at 16s (365 boost) and Bruno/Wilson 2+ SOT on Sky at 24/1. Class final day. @Wullie - any MLS cards fancied later?