Pilko

7/1 red card in Deano's last match.

Trippier 2+ SOT 48/1 Coral. They refund it if he doesn't start FYI.

Akinfenwa goal and card in-play if the game is still in the balance is the bet.

Ive got nae cash on this game at all and I'm still furious at the lack of yellows

Trippier 2+ SOT 32/1 Coral Joelinton card and Bruno to score or assist 18/1 PP

Aye, shame it's not gone to 5 subs yet if that was the criteria

I reckon it'll be late October, they'll be out the League Cup and about 17th with a record of roughly W4 D3 L8 when they pull the plug on him. This following a lackadaisical pre-season centred around his Portuguese holiday home, a recruitment drive of "good lads" aged 29-33 with fuck all pace and several renditions of "mass hysteria, unrealistic expectations" in pre and post match pressers.

Akinfenwa off the bench to score the winner and break Sunlin hearts on his last ever professional appearance. You heard it here first.

Think so yeah.

Sheff W to win with most corners and SOTs in each half 14/1 Howay the Owls

I think Ayoze Perez being mentioned in this thread is a fucking disgrace are the East Stand pensioners out in force? Number one for me has to be Paul Scholes. Best Premier League centre mid of all time, so good he got shunted out wide left for England. Gets better with every passing season he's been retired.

Not a terrible or mediocre player at all but whenever Mesut Ozil was bang out of form and being hammered by the press you just knew he'd score the winner against us for Arsenal.

I was going to say him, the cunt would look like Pele on a 'vs Newcastle' highlights reel.

Chances missed, heavy touches and number of times caught drifting offside like a Sunday morning player.

Not good enough and hasn't been for some time. He's the Steven Taylor of his era, probably got a similarly half decent goalscoring record but a below par defender.

He attacked that header early doors with all the gumption and conviction of a small child. He's cack, hope a Championship team will pay £10-£15m for him and we can fuck him off.

ASM might be the most wasteful footballer in history. Fuck all end product.

Dubravka needs upgrading. Loves spilling shots into dangerous areas.

Lascelles fuck off man. Absolutely shite

Hope this is Lascelles last game for us.

Wood is fucking shit. Did he think he was offside or something? Absolutely no conviction whatsoever.

Diaz and Mane return the favour 150/1 PP. Wild price

Fairytale stuff for him, delighted for Bristol Rovers and for young Elliot. Not sure what's next for him but even if this is the peak you can't take the last 6 months off him, what an achievement.

oops.