Pilko

Fuck off man.

Why the fuck did nobody attack that ball? Brilliant cross and they're all stood there watching on their heels FFS.

Good hit Miggy

The more I watch the replay of the goal, the more it's clear Dubravka should be aggressive, shout and claim the initial cross. If Botman is going to clear that however he needs to be booting it into touch or further than the 20 yard zone to their best player. Crap from them both.

Cunt lino doing us out of yet another corner. He's well onside you blind twat.

Botman doesn't look the same, what the hell was that. Saved by the flag

What a finish! Get in.

Murphy with the unorthodox, strange idea of getting a pacey ball into the box. Expect the staff will be out screaming at him to pack that in soon enough.

Oh good, Gordon crocked the same night Barnes has a "slight hamstring". Give it 10 minutes before Murphy's other shoulder falls off.

Aye just keep giving goal kicks for those 50/50 ones where you can't really tell who it hit last. May as well. Fucking awful

Same. Even before we signed Pope he had this amazing ability to dig out a superhuman performance, and then look like a Sunday morning keeper who'd been on the piss the next game. Far too inconsistent.

Someone remind Moises to change his tampon, the absolute girl.

Oh fuck off man. Shite clearance from Botman, shite shot from Palmer and it trickles in. I fucking hate this ground man, we never get any luck

His recent fitness record at Leicester was fine (missed 5-6 games in 2 seasons), so we're either really unlucky or have a bunch of knackers in the medical/rehab department.

There was a lot more control about our play in the Wolves game and I'm hoping that continues into tonight's match. Definitely think we'll score, it's merely a question of how well we can defend and whether a very up-and-down Chelsea side are at the races or not. Given the absolute Premier League graveyard that Stamford Bridge is for us I find it hard to predict a win, although it's definitely a possibility. I'll plump for 1-1 but another improved performance from us.

Got my TV remote ready to switch it off when the inevitable spawny winner goes in.

Fucks sake. Spawny murdering bastards.

Get the fuck in.

Totting up my various limbs and have decided I'd give precisely all of them for City to absolutely batter the wall pushers here in Klopp's supposed big day.

He's got two fixtures though, hence why I've captained.

2-0 Adam Arma pen Bet he enjoyed that one

Same. Fucking typical.

Lewsing

Man United 2-1 Everton Bournemouth 3-0 Sheff United Palace 1-2 Luton Wolves 2-1 Fulham Arsenal 3-0 Brentford Villa 2-2 Spurs Brighton 1-0 Forest West Ham 2-0 Burnley Liverpool 1-1 Man City Chelsea 1-1 Newcastle Bournemouth 1-1 Luton

The keeper shite.