Pilko

It'll be interesting once the fixtures are done to see at which point in the season we were actually safe from relegation already without knowing it. Bet it's in the middle of that 2 wins in 22 or whatever it was, showing just how poor the league is.

"I've been saying for a while wuh've been quietly confident if wuh can keep wah big players at the top end of the pitch fit and healthy then wuh'd be okay" "It's about an accumulation of points" (Re: Leicester game) "Ah was really pleased with the way wuh went about wah work" (Re: conceding 2 late) "Could only happen to us, that's Newcastle for yer" "That's for shuwa" and "Well, ya kneeeuw" to make an appearance a few times also.

Take Metro. Go to Stadium of Light. Kill ethnic minorities, grab cheesy chips, late equaliser from Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for promotion to the Championship to blow over.

Oh they've only rustled up a classic 1-1 home draw.

Getting beat off relegated Northampton at home

I placed yesterday afternoon so the odds must have come in on some of them

No, where are you placing? This is with Sky.

To score 2 or more Crewe, AFC Wimbledon, Accrington, Hull, Oxford - 106/1

Pulisic 2+ SOT from outside the area 150/1

Ake and Azpi 40/1

Shade over £200. Happy days!

Hoejberg/Dallas cards 20/1 Preston, Wycombe, Norwich and QPR to score 2+ goals - 42/1

Changed my bet for Fede and Soyuncu given Evans looks to have done something in the warmup.

Fernandez and Evans 25/1 Willock and Tielemans 2+ SOT 80/1

I'm hoping that if I get full enough of beer and curry after I finish work that I'll fall asleep on the sofa and be able to miss large parts of this inevitable big bust of a performance.

I mean given the roaring success of recent 'Bosmans' such as Mark Gillespie, Andy Carroll and Jeff Hendrick, why wouldn't you want to tap into that rich vein of free talent?

He's had a very good ebening

B365 have started offering limited SOT, shots, passes, tackles etc in Bet Builder. Have gone for a cross match Cristante and Saka card double at 31/1 tonight.

Oh joy, yet another 50% card bet

Havertz and Vinicius Jr 2+ SOT 35/1 Militao and Mount cards 18/1

He must be hellishly good at Dead Space like.

PP, just picked both selections as part of a Bet Builder.

Walker and Herrera cards 18/1 PSG 7+ SOT and 6+ corners 14/1 Zinchenko and Marquinhos 2+ SOT 465/1

Think it'll be a lot more huff and puff than Arsenal, but still without laying a glove on them, get beat by 2 again.

Here we go lads, bonus Dean for 2nd half