Pilko

Not sure about that red card like

There's the Vestecaard, emphatically

Tielemans and JWP 2+ SOT 105/1

Vestegaard and Evans 28/1

Why did this insufferably thick cunt take his dog to a firework display anyway? Hope he rounded up all the local pensioners with PTSD and shell-shock and took them anarl.

I reckon even Bruce could have engineered a win against that lot tonight mind.

Scoring two goals in the first half suggests otherwise

Ole Semi Solskjaer strikes again

Dubious pen given against Man U, that's a real shame.

Smalling SOT and a card 48/1

Only if he can get his shifts covered at the Carphone Warehouse.

PSG asking for a red for that ffs. Cancelo had one done to him the exact same in the first half and didn't even get a free kick.

Fuck me, this ref won't give City a free kick will he?

Best comment on that 5th page re: social media is "It is used wrongly by the likes of Steve Zucherburg (think that's his name)"

Verratti's been absolutely sensational so far.

Verratti 2+ SOT (I know, he doesn't shoot) a stonking 66/1 on Coral. Can't not. KDB and Di Maria 2+ 32/1 if both start. Cancelo and Neymar 2+ 45/1 also.

Marquinhos and Walker 45/1

Nice of the ref to not book Rudiger for that blatant block in stoppage time, and then run over to Chilwell for kicking the ball away and not card him either.

Need 3 Madrid corners and another card each for a ton.

Ah man, Benzema's fucking excellent. Lovely take that is.

Great goal that, amazing composure.

Werner's got to bury that.

Kroos and Mount cards 28/1 Mount and Vinicuis Jr 2+SOT 41/1

Why is Rooney not in that list?!