Pilko

Hasn't won 3 consecutive PL games since January 2009. Probably why he says "a few results" and not "a few wins" a win, a draw and a loss from any 3 given games and he'd be elated.

"A few results" is all his entire career has ever been about. Hope Scholes drops dead, the little small cock ginger cunt. Wonder why he isn't criticising "Brucey" at all?

He'll be under absolutely no pressure whatsoever.

I despise him me. Shit, lazy, myth of a footballer. BT commentators kept saying how well he strikes a ball and "if anyone can score from distance it's Jonjo Shelvey" after he'd planted one about 30 yards over the bar.

Even during the rare moments when he's not eating, he's pretending to eat.

Well, we were alright in that half, which means we'll be dogshit in the second half as we never put two positive halves together. Almiron and ASM both been great.

Bruno goal, Krafth card, Man U HT/FT 16/1 Shelvey and Lascelles cards 22/1 Man U -2 and NUFC red card 25/1

Sterling and Auba 2+ SOT 13/1 Gundogan, Auba and Sterling 1+ SOT 5/1 Bellerin and Gundogan cards 22/1 Gundogan goal, Xhaka card, Cancelo SOT, BTTS 50/1

Class work Neil. Why oh why didn't we collaborate our two picks?

Buzzing with that. Come on Ollie W for the long shot.

Like it. Have followed. Watkins/Vardy goals, Ndidi/Konsa cards. 170/1

Ricardo Pereira looks like he's playing further forwards today - 22/1 for 2+ SOT. 100/1 with Watkins to do the same. Luiz and Tielemans cards 22/1

He loves money though, if Ashley threw enough cash at him to come up for 3 months and a huge bonus if we stay up, he might go fir it. I could see Pearson on a short term tbh. Think he'd keep us up too provided we dont start more than 3pts adrift of Fulham.

Kane and Big Dick Mic to score, Coufal and Hoejberg carded 110/1 Lingard 2+ SOT and Hoejberg 1+ SOT 20/1 Return the favour 40/1

He's thick, he's thicc, Luke Edwards sucks his dick, Stephen Roger!

Can't wait to hear Klopp whinge

Reed card and SOT 18/1 Basham SOT 9/1 Basham 2+ SOTs 80/1 Jagielka card, 6+ Fulham corners 12/1

Nat Phillips yeller in play. 11/2

Westwood and Snodgrass at 33/1 looks canny.

Romeu and Kante cards in the early - 21/1 PP

Coral have just started doing SOTs, can back any player for 1-4+ into a bet builder. Odds are equal or worse than PP in most cases but for stuff PP doesn't offer such as that it may be handy.

Cooper 3. £5 on that double and you could retire.

I could see Ashley considering it, there were rumours he'd offered Allardyce it again, but just don't see Rafa going for it whatsoever.

I'm in profit now even if nowt else lands, decent little kitty for tomorrow.

Forum bet alert? Sky Bet Club boost is Neto, Raphinha and Bamford 1+ - 7/2 boosted to 13/2... pricing up that same bet on both Coral and PP and it's a shade over 2/1. Seems huge...