Pilko

5 strikers on, 4 bottles of water, 3 interruptions, 2 licked lips, 1 fat arrogant thick wanker, 0 points. 0-2

Crucially this idiotic, thick as whale spunk behaviour means he can interrupt the poor bird interviewing him after and say "Well you know wuh've wanted to get higher up the pitch for a while now and wuh've worked on it and wuh threw everything at them today and wuh had all wuh strikers bashing away but it just wasn't to be, that's football"

Fat fucking useless thick cunt, useless waste of lots of space.

Hectic, muddled shite that second half. Throw on all the strikers and hope for the best is all the fat thick cunt can muster.

Ramsay and Fred 22/1 Fernandes and JWP 20/1 450/1 the lot Schar and Clyne 22/1 Almiron and Eze 2+ SOT Wilson goal/NUFC win/8+ NUFC corners 28/1

After my Harrison 2+ 18/1 winner the other day, I like Stuart Armstrong 2+ 22/1 if he starts.

Arsenal, Norwich, WBA treble looks good to me. Fancying Almiron and Eze 2+ SOT in our game. Probably dabble in some cards and shots in the other games too.

51 league appearances (37 PL, 14 L1) 1 goal :lol: And if you look up that goal, it was a shot from another player which he tried to trap, span off his studs and looped over the keeper Sunlin legend

Alan O'Brien could catch pigeons, but nobody used to pass to him cos he was frustrating, profligate and shit

1-1, Zaha to win them a pen, equaliser from Almiron.

Hoejberg and Dunk 1+ SOT 11/1 Ndombele and Gross 2+ SOT 151/1

Phillips card 6/1 Bowen and Shaqiri 2+ 140/1

Get in BlueStar that's incredible btw. 500/1 landed is amazing.

Raphinha and Maddison 2+ 22/1 Not touching the first game after Chelsea's pathetic attempt against Wolves and Burnley's recent good form (and tendency to get a result at Stamford Bridge)

Jack Harrison 2+ SOT 18/1 seems crazy long to me.

Just need less than 2 goals in the next 20 mins Good bet that, well done. Redmond 15/2 for a card playing fullback, my last throw of the dice.

Laca 1+ and Bruno 2+ 4/1 Pepe 2+ and Pogba 2+ 50/1 Soares and Fred cards 20/1

Ajayi SOT and card Pereira and RLC 2+ SOT Zaha 2+, Moutinho 1+ SOT Wolves, Fulham, Man City Morecambe/Tranmere and Northampton/Wigan BTTS, Oxford and Crewe win Lookman, Okenabirhie, J.Lowe anytime

"Hopefully wuh've shut a few people up with that. The reaction was overblown and it's always mass hysteria but that's Newcastle" Nailed on or similar if we win.

There's the DCL SOT. Good result from this game so far.

Legend, I did £5. Unreal price

Schar, Lascelles, Richarlison cards 66/1 James 2+, Almiron 1+, Digne 1+ 55/1 DCL 1+ evens

If he's re-writing a Dickens classic it'd probably be A Tale of Two Cities given his tendency to flit between managing local rivals, the sneaky fat wanker.

Well, he wasn't even on the bench last time so in terms of Steve Kite's random selection policy I'd say he's got every chance.

Manquillo in that time again Brucie