Pilko

Tabloid writers drafting their "got out of jail" headlines as we speak.

Steven Davis and Harry Maguire bookings double 19/1

Man U, Villareal, Ajax and Rangers win/btts, £5 returns just under a bag of sand.

(Slightly NSFW)

Savic card and Havertz 2+ SOT 26/1 (if both start)

Teams bottom of the form pile beating those at the top, fuck off.

Anyone like me who backed Cheltenham... don't watch the Barrow goal

Bamford's gone right off the boil lately whenever I've watched him, barely touches the ball. Might not be the end of the world.

Crawley are an unreal price, 11/10 at home to Walsall.

Part two of the Rowan Vine Undr the Cosh interview he goes in on Bruce. Well worth a listen.

Well, at least Salah got his SOT to give me an extra twenty for Chelters.

In theory, it means if everyone ignores Puke's articles he'll simply disappear.

Coady and Moutinho 1+ SOT 78/1 Wijnaldum, Neto and Neves 1+ SOT 23/1 Salah SOT evens

Fabinho and Moutinho cards 20/1

Garlic bread, chicken wings, mozzarella dippers, nachos...

Class work Nate, becoming the MVP of this thread.

Great call on AWB. The double with McSauce was 110/1, really hoping I don't regret not backing it...

Antonio goal Shaw card 3+ corners per team 22/1

We're done unless we beat Brighton.

We'll play for 0-0, we'll get a 2-0 loss.

Burn and Armstrong cards 28/1

Lallana and JWP 2+ SOT 75/1

Raphinha and Pulisic 2+ 38/1

Holgate/Westwood card double 24/1 PP for later.

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