Pilko

We've not beaten Brighton since the Diame goal game and they walloped us earlier this season. Another draw I reckon.

2 wins in half a season

Doesn't matter, he knows he can say "I was pleased with the way we went about wah work, ah can't fault them" and nobody will question it

Shelvey's a fucking embarrassment. Miserable bald shit cunt

"Well y'knehw, Dwighty scored a goal in this fixture last year so wuh hoped he could repeat the trick" - nailed on to be the reason why he starts.

Woodman's story about mugging off Graham Westley was great

SB does look a bit like Uncle Buck tbf.

I dunno, but if he doesn't I won't do the bet

one invisible man for another.

Krafth SOT 8/1. Has had one in the last two matches.

The Paddy 4/1 boost romped in, Arsenal Spurs and Roma. Wish I'd put more than a Lady Godiva on it

Good thing they learned from the near miss earlier. And the Wood goal in the league the other week. Absolutely pathetic

That McGregor save in stoppage time cost me £130, Davis card was in but needed a winner for Slavia. Ho hum.

Got Davis card and Slavia win at 12/1

Dembele could have had about 4 goals if he could finish

PSG game has been class so far, feels like there's no midfield just two groups of attackers and defenders

PSG win, Leipzig qualify 17/1

Armstrong card 8/1 looks class value, onto that.

Get in ya dancer Legend, great call!!

Copied this albeit only got 21/1, halfway there

My memories of McClaren are him telling us we were "magnificent" after every incredibly limp shoddy display, waiting til 85 mins and 2 goals down to make a sub, and saying "we're working hard behind the scenes and have to believe in what we're doing" a lot. Christ he was shite but I do actually think Bruce might be worse.

Sunlun, Gillingham, Hartlepool 18/1

Good Guy Jesse giving the SOT bet a great chance

Lingard 2+, Raphinha and Klich 1+ 22/1 Cooper 2+ 40/1 Dallas and Coufal cards 22/1 Antonio and Bamford goals, Phillips and Diop cards 90/1