Pilko

Would expect Puke to be rubbishing that immediately. Unless they're buying it through Henry Mauriss of course.

Do away with football players, managers, referees. Every club stick their budget into a computer and let an algorithm work out the season's table.

On the Bamford boost Also Footy Accums - Bamford & Bowen 1+ SOT, Coufal and Dallas carded 40/1

I'm on that Wull. Prices had dropped a bit by the time I got on this morning but it was still well north of £550 for a fiver.

Be a wounded animal of a WBA side after that bullshit red card undid them against Palace last time out. Reckon we'll get done 0-2.

Class work Wullie. You need to start sharing these

Who would have thought that having utterly shit tactics and gifting two or three goals every single away game would eventually stop working for Ole?

I hope Bromley go out of business, pricks. 4/5 wins on my acca, they lose to fucking winless Yeovil at home. Cunts

Get in. Two of the most reliable cards combining for a lovely little Monday night winner. Bissouma always seems to get one late too!

Romeu up. Howay Bissouma, get kicking son

Bissouma and Romeu for me if both start

Liverpool win for 80 quid my main interest Jones and Dendoncker card double N Williams and Neves card double Mane card single (All small stakes)

Spurs in on early payout. Liverpool to turn me a profit...

Sellick equaliser

Need Spurs and Liverpool for 80 quid, Leicester already in. Bellerin card single here too.

Not got the hype around Brewster tbh. Seems weird to pay so much for him and then stick with strikers who've proven they score fuck all goals though.

Berge Berge & Tielemans Baldock, Justin & Lundstram

Wullie that's exceptional. Can tell its your day when one of them gets his shot in before being sent off after half an hour

Bellerin is 7/2 carded with B365. Arsenal's most carded player and up against Son most likely, cracking price.

Can't be just me who finds it baffling that Benteke starts and Batshuayi is a sub?

Ivanovic card single 9/2 Will be doing Berge single later 11/2 and Berge/Tielemans double 40/1.

James and Dallas in the late 28/1

Just saw it's Marriner too. Did £2.50 on Fornals and Maguire but going to save most my salvage job funds for Chelsea/Leeds.

Johnson out