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Murphy for the first Southampton goal was absolutely laughable, basically stands there and watches Redmond saunter past him. He doesn't even have the instincts of a defender. Ritchie I felt a bit sorry for today in that Maxi tends to wander over to the right, so all day there's a massive yawning chasm in front of him and nobody to try pick out with a ball down the line. The whole thing is a lopsided disjointed mess and of course no matter how crap some of the players are, the main culprit is the tin of Spam in a tracksuit waddling around the technical area.

Him and Murphy are absolutely rotten, huge part of why we look like even more of a bag of shit than we usually do under Bruce.

We genuinely didn't have a touch in their third for the first half an hour. Didn't even lay a glove. Miracle we got a point today, absolutely chronic. Murphy in particular was a disgrace. Our team is canny poor but it looks worse than it should because of the fat lard on the touchline.

He should be thanking his lucky stars we got a point from that not moaning about the pen, the thick fat cunt.

I think they're making sensible signings for a team at that level with cash. They've not gone down the flair player route, it's all established "top" players from League 2 with proven longevity who they'll phase out if/when they make it to League 1.

Holding card 4/1 single

It's so if he has a class season for Aberdeen we can get a fee for him, basically.

They should have offered Ronnie player/manager tbh.

Forgot to mention it but clocked Matt Ritchie looking round the Porsche garage at Silverlink on Monday. Seems like it was another Monday spent off work, not learning how to defend for good old Magic Hat Matt.

really earning his money there. I thought his one strength was slapping the lads on the back and getting them all fired up?

Some insane card prices on Paddy. S Longstaff 10/1 Hendrick 15/2 J Murphy 10/1 Joelinton 7/1 Krafth 7/1 Depending on who starts will do some small stake doubles and trebles.

Burnley, Newport and WBA to qualify treble.

Was listening to a podcast recently where a player who is good mates with Ade Akinbiyi said "he didn't ever even walk past a gym let alone go in one".....

Hope he remembers to read the small print in his conetract.

Sky SOT boost - Big Dick Mic and J Vardy to have 2+ SOT each at 10/1 Soucek and Tielemans 2+ SOT 86/1 Soucek and Tielemans carded 25/1

I copied. Halfway!

That's because the geezer doing the Sky Bet odds wears a mask and a striped jumper.

Holding red at 40/1 worth a few quid methinks.

Tierney isn't in the same postcode as James there, so poor. Arsenal are a laughable bag of shit.

Lukaku's a fucking beast. Great goal

Havertz assist and Lukaku 2+ SOT 18/1

Nice of Romeu to not go near a tackle all match like. Get a free fiver for 3/4 at least which I can use on the Chelsea game.