Pilko

Crap. I've lost all faith that he'll keep clean sheets and win us points any more, looks like an absolute spent force.

Absolutely shit lads. Well done.

Fucking hell man Isak. I've seen Page 3 models show less than he did that ball to van Hecke there ffs.

This is the pits. Why the fuck didn't he change it at half time when it was quite clearly not working

Trippier has been absolutely honking. So much for the "standard-bearer", unless it's a white flag.

No changes

Big half coming up here. Really hope he makes a proactive change at HT and doesn't wait til 65-70 mins to start changing it. The midfield just isn't working in either capacity. It's like a saloon door when Brighton attack and Isak still manages to look isolated. As for Miguel Alsoran, I swear to god he'd better not trot out another 90 minutes of bugger all whilst others are subbed. Can't be arsed with it.

Wonder what he's thinking sat on the bench watching Bruno stinking out the gaff and a half fit Joelinton fouling every fucking thing that moves, after absolutely lighting up pre-season. Needs some proper minutes soon, the way he's been treated isn't right.

This is like Dog and Duck stuff. Absolutely piss poor.

Don't think much of this 4-0-3 formation we're playing.

Barnes for Gordon isn't scheduled til 67 mins or so.

Wouldn't know a clean sheet if one bit him on the nose at the minute. That was absolutely fucking garbage twice in a row for the goal.

Yet another chance missed. Shock horror

Nae wonder the stupid gormless cunt didn't get picked for England. That's absolutely fucking shite.

Props to Steve Bruce for loaning in Nabil Bentaleb for six months and then managing to go out and replace him with someone even less effective, some achievement. A shining example of "free transfer does not always equal good value". See also Colback, Jack. Sheff W will likely go down, they won't be able to retain his wages next season and he'll be left scratching around for another door to darken next summer, only mercifully not whilst being paid coin from our coffers any longer.

£10m for the Crock Ness Drogba is good business but they should have gone and got someone with a bit of a track record with the money. May have been worth poaching someone who's banging them in at League 1 level. Instead looks like they've got the crumbs off a few French academies and a Ukrainian nobody in to replace . Feel like a season in mid table beckons, if they get top half they'll have done alright.

The VAR offside cam at Luton

Luton 1-2 West Ham Sheff United 1-0 Everton Brentford 2-0 Bournemouth Burnley 0-2 Spurs Chelsea 2-1 Forest Man City 3-0 Fulham Brighton 0-0 Newcastle Palace 1-0 Wolves Liverpool 2-2 Villa Arsenal 2-1 Man United

Yes but he can't run very fast cos he's eaten all the sandwiches.

Would just stifle the development of Anderson and Miley having him in the mix getting odd minutes. Standard Liege would be a canny switch for him mind.

Overseeing a game where so far the Premier League side look all at sea versus some plucky lower league underdogs, he'll be nice and familiar with it.

Chelsea a goal down to Wimbledon. Class

Thanks very much. No, having a laugh, mucking around at the expense of the National League.

Really hope Willo stays at Gateshead. Darren Moore to York would be a hell of a coup like.

Saves one but he's basically on the pen spot, booked and a retake