Pilko

Just need Romeu card for £170

Pogba is class.

Bruno was soft as shite losing the ball for that goal

VARs still making it up as they go along I see, awarding and disallowing things with no consistency. Football is so shit at the minute

JWP gets the bet builder off to a good start

Sky Bet Club Boost, at the very top of the Southampton v Man U listings

Paddy Power bet builder.

Son, Lukaku and Bruno 2+ SOT each 14/1 R.Neves and L.Moura 2+ SOT each 80/1 Pogba and JWP 2+ SOT each 54/1 Bruno SOT, Pogba assist, Romeu card, JWP SOT 33/1

Look at the clip of this thick, bloated fucking loser in his Primark suit in the interview after yet another defeat. Swaying from side to side on his fat, knackered feet complaining about how he's been hard done by after another fully deserved loss. I hope we lose the next 10 and he keels over on the touchline from the stress.

Sunderland game killing an otherwise strong looking BTTS so far.

Salah cash is in early, great stuff

Was gonna do Westwood 4/1 single but seeing as he's not playing, just on the Salah double up boost for this early one.

Well done Wullie and gdm. Annoyed I went Weimann to score instead of a card! Twice I've had Grimes and the other pick has let it down.

Weimann goal, Grimes card 21/1

Lonners has had a cracking four or five years hasn't he

Anyone remember when Coloccini got sent off in a friendly there for throttling their little striker?

Oh and of course they salvage a draw. Pricks

93rd min equaliser disallowed lovely

1-0 Enjoy Burton

I hope Cardiff's entire team get cock rot

All 24 League 1 teams to get 3+ corners, 33/1. Landed on Saturday at 30/1, my mate had it

2-1 defeat. We'll "tighten up" and not concede so many chances but Villa still win this relatively comfortably I think.

The boost looks like an insane one tonight. Cardiff, Pompey, Fulham... 7/1 up to 14/1.