Pilko

Lovely stuff!

Crap day yet again. Berge and Ivanovic to hopefully salvage the day.

DCL and Bamford to score, Holgate and Phillips carded

Great to see Burnley get absolutely scuttled.

Norwich Bournemouth Watford Wycombe or draw 11/1

That driving run from the centre circle to the edge of the box is something I can't remember an NUFC central midfielder doing since about 2006, I was genuinely puzzled watching it.

Some of Luuk De Jong's shots for us are still trickling towards the net as we speak.

Was just reading the .com match report from that Fulham game and they seem to agree - they reference the Palace paper dart game and the Watford away game after Roeder was sacked as contenders.

7 goals from 8 starts in this absolutely chronic team. He's immense.

In before his interview "Well, hopefully wuv shown what we can do and that result will shut one or two people up" "Those statistics and all the nonsense thrown about this week dont seem so relevant now" "Joe's had his best game for wuh tonight, he's been unlucky" My Brucey Bingo entries

Hendrick stays on Bruce is such a stupid shit cunt

Had Longstaff at 13/2, B365 wasn't playing ball so had to use Virgin Bet. Well done all

Joselu was way better like.

Lewis is so frigging negative. May as well have Dummett there.

Can you PM me details of how to get this error message please as my Prime is working clear as a bell. Thanks in advance

Lewis/Joelinton cards Shelvey/Hendrick cards

Can still get 12s on Coral

Hope this is another team sheet suicide note ala Gullit dropping Shearer and Dunc, or McClaren picking Riviere vs Bournemouth.

Interesting news about Bruce getting the tin tack, would be absolutely glorious. Wonder if he's been told it's happening yet or if there's a definitive time frame for it happening

Oh good! Another ASM "rift" story. Can't wait to see Steve Takeaway try his hard man act and shout at a journalist again.

Relegation 6 pointer, take the best player out of the side. Makes sense

It's almost as if his rhetoric is becoming predictable.

Incredibly Miserable Twat Talks Shite

Palace will look turgid and there for the taking without Zaha but we'll sit off, play for the 0-0 and end up losing 1-0 to a set piece or goal from a corner.