Pilko

Zinchenko and Can cards 25/1

Stephen Carr.

Alaba 3+shots, Pavard 2+ shots - 42/1 Jesus Corona 2+ SOT, Mount 1+ SOT - 25/1 Mount & Pepe cards 22/1 Mount, Pepe, Kimpembe & Boateng cards 206/1

Lallana 2+ SOT 25/1 Lallana & Rodriguez 2+ SOT 188/1 Moder & Richarlison 2+ SOT 116/1

Siggy and Gross 90/1 if both play

Robinson and Redmond 2+ SOT 37/1 Vestegaard and Armstrong cards 85/1

The irony of Steve Bruce talking about staying fit and healthy. He's a bargain bucket away from intensive care.

Dawson Ndidi cards Tielemans and Lingard 2+ SOT

Just took Dubravka card at 10s.

Dummett and Westwood cards 22/1 if both start.

Ake/Phillips cards 45/1

Well, with that late Wolves winner looks like Lard Arse will be playing for nowts apiece again. Be 1-0 with a Wood header from a corner.

What a finish that is

Grim Reaper strikes again Neto injured

He was onside man, fuck off with the bent as fuck VAR

Neto and Mitrovic 2+ SOT 25/1 (Betfair)

On the exact same, Lemina at 6s seems long.

A Madrid card short. Fuck betting (yet again)

Not spending another dime on betting til the weekend as the one just gone was a horror show, however I've a free £5er to deploy: City win & BTTS Real/Liverpool BTTS, 3+ corners each, 2+ cards each 53/1

Leyton Orient 5/4 to beat Walsall at home stands out to me today. That said, given the sheer cuntery of the results lately, I'm half tempted to pick my accumulator and then go Double Chance the other way. To score 2+ goals - QPR, Barrow, Tranmere, Exeter 54/1

Alan O'Brien could catch pigeons but was so frustrating and profligate that nobody ever passed to him

hate to say it but I actually had Sanson in a shots on target bet. for the late game I'm thinking Moder and Fernandes 2+ if they start - get the physios on high alert.

Well you kneuw, wuh knew Trezeguet would get wuh out the mire

Reckon Shelvey thinks it's a 3pm kickoff?

was just thinking that myself. Soz!