Pilko

I can't ignore that give your form lately

Stuart Armstrong card in the early 12/1. Massive price

380 quid I was on for there, hope Coote gets knob rot.

Viduka. Proper classy player, shame we got him when he was over the hill & knackered. That end of season run under KK he was unplayable.

Huge that, have taken the single and bundled with Lemina at 66/1.

Hartlepool might need a new left-back in a few years, someone needs needs put them on early alert.

Raphinha and Lookman 2+ SOT 15/1 Reed and Phillps cards 24/1 Raphinha and Lookman to score, Reed and Phillips cards 300/1

The game's moved on 16 years since then and we've still got one of these total fucking imbeciles who don't believe in tactics

Tabloid writers drafting their "got out of jail" headlines as we speak.

Steven Davis and Harry Maguire bookings double 19/1

Man U, Villareal, Ajax and Rangers win/btts, £5 returns just under a bag of sand.

(Slightly NSFW)

Savic card and Havertz 2+ SOT 26/1 (if both start)

Teams bottom of the form pile beating those at the top, fuck off.

Anyone like me who backed Cheltenham... don't watch the Barrow goal

Bamford's gone right off the boil lately whenever I've watched him, barely touches the ball. Might not be the end of the world.

Crawley are an unreal price, 11/10 at home to Walsall.

Part two of the Rowan Vine Undr the Cosh interview he goes in on Bruce. Well worth a listen.

Well, at least Salah got his SOT to give me an extra twenty for Chelters.

In theory, it means if everyone ignores Puke's articles he'll simply disappear.

Coady and Moutinho 1+ SOT 78/1 Wijnaldum, Neto and Neves 1+ SOT 23/1 Salah SOT evens

Fabinho and Moutinho cards 20/1

Garlic bread, chicken wings, mozzarella dippers, nachos...

Class work Nate, becoming the MVP of this thread.

Great call on AWB. The double with McSauce was 110/1, really hoping I don't regret not backing it...