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Need Savic card for 90 quid now. Would be an unreal night if he could.

Class shout that, I did him 1+ SOT with Armstrong and JWP so here's hoping for that to land. Didn't do the single sadly. This landed, 28/1!

Jerome, Pukki, Mullin & Wyke 34/1 for me

Don't agree, think he's been quiet tbh.

Class shout that, I did him 1+ SOT with Armstrong and JWP so here's hoping for that to land. Didn't do the single sadly.

Alzate and Milivojevic for me 25/1

Aye I listened to that, thought Woodman came across quite well (constantly referring to how shit he was as a player) and the story about Dani Osvaldo kicking him in the bollocks was canny funny. Looking forwards to part 2, as you say, hopefully more Pards stories.

1-3. Two down early doors, scrappy goal from a corner, late one to put it to bed. Bruce to repeat his words from the last 16 games, no pressure from the media/press, roll on to the next losing game.

Hasn't won 3 consecutive PL games since January 2009. Probably why he says "a few results" and not "a few wins" a win, a draw and a loss from any 3 given games and he'd be elated.

"A few results" is all his entire career has ever been about. Hope Scholes drops dead, the little small cock ginger cunt. Wonder why he isn't criticising "Brucey" at all?

He'll be under absolutely no pressure whatsoever.

I despise him me. Shit, lazy, myth of a footballer. BT commentators kept saying how well he strikes a ball and "if anyone can score from distance it's Jonjo Shelvey" after he'd planted one about 30 yards over the bar.

Even during the rare moments when he's not eating, he's pretending to eat.

Well, we were alright in that half, which means we'll be dogshit in the second half as we never put two positive halves together. Almiron and ASM both been great.

Bruno goal, Krafth card, Man U HT/FT 16/1 Shelvey and Lascelles cards 22/1 Man U -2 and NUFC red card 25/1

Sterling and Auba 2+ SOT 13/1 Gundogan, Auba and Sterling 1+ SOT 5/1 Bellerin and Gundogan cards 22/1 Gundogan goal, Xhaka card, Cancelo SOT, BTTS 50/1

Class work Neil. Why oh why didn't we collaborate our two picks?

Buzzing with that. Come on Ollie W for the long shot.

Like it. Have followed. Watkins/Vardy goals, Ndidi/Konsa cards. 170/1

Ricardo Pereira looks like he's playing further forwards today - 22/1 for 2+ SOT. 100/1 with Watkins to do the same. Luiz and Tielemans cards 22/1

He loves money though, if Ashley threw enough cash at him to come up for 3 months and a huge bonus if we stay up, he might go fir it. I could see Pearson on a short term tbh. Think he'd keep us up too provided we dont start more than 3pts adrift of Fulham.

Kane and Big Dick Mic to score, Coufal and Hoejberg carded 110/1 Lingard 2+ SOT and Hoejberg 1+ SOT 20/1 Return the favour 40/1

He's thick, he's thicc, Luke Edwards sucks his dick, Stephen Roger!

Can't wait to hear Klopp whinge

Reed card and SOT 18/1 Basham SOT 9/1 Basham 2+ SOTs 80/1 Jagielka card, 6+ Fulham corners 12/1