Pilko

Bait Mile

When's he donating the other £999,750 like? Only kidding. Great gesture HTT

The Licker Man

Got 10 on. Good price

He'll say we had no chance, and at no point will any reporter ask him how come West Brom were unlucky to get a draw against them only a fortnight ago.

Aye it was against the mackems.

Dust worselves doon!!!

Really hope the rumours about fallings out and losing the dressing room etc are true.

We can only hope this repugnant cunt eats too much over Christmas, falls asleep in front of the fire and melts.

Joelinton on the pitch for 30 seconds and outran by someone who's played an hour for the goal

I can already tell this ref is going to be a cunt

Newcastle win both halves and most corners in both halves 66/1

I think Pardew was more of an odious cunt but a better manager, Bruce is a wanker and a moron but a worse manager. Not a lot between them, wish them both nothing but shit.

I'll be adding Otasowie to my bookings roster. Big gangly early age Shola throwback type who's cut about 3 people in half in 45 mins carded already. Think he was 10/3 or so pre game.

Neves and Brady 28/1

76 with Patricio and Werner to come. Salah captain, Robertson, Grealish and Wilson all doing well. Stuart Dallas has bagged 2 in 2 since I put him in his late pearler yesterday took him from a -1 to a 5

Christmas is coming, Steve Bruce is getting fat

Cash and Targett 33/1 Gallagher and Grealish 1+ SOT 5/1 Man U game was such a big bust for bets 8 goals of which none were by strikers and 1 card... for diving!

5 goals and not a single one scored by a striker

£100 from Harold and Vardy! Get in.

Harold and Vardy 2+ SOT 9/1 super boost on Sky.

He'll have been gutted at the red card, would have much preferred just a pen so he could scrape a point from behind and spin it much more positively.

Should be asking his agent to get on the blower like. He's better than this.

Cairney 2+ SOT 14/1

Longstaff card 8/1