Pilko

Yeah but at least they never get wet in the rain.

Lazy, slow, uninterested and shite. It looked like he'd done a job swap with Stevie Agnew from a distance.

"Wuh'll have better days at home, that's for sure"

Nobody take the Lee Ryder ratings in the way I intended then? shame.

Dubravka 6 Willems 5 Schar 6 Lascelles 6 Dummett 5 Manquillo 5 Shelvey 4 Hayden 5 Atsu 7 Almiron 5 Joelinton 6 Ki 7 ASM 7 Carroll 6

Shelvey is a fucking disgrace. Always been slow and lazy but can't even find a teammate in any given scenario at the moment.

It looks like Bruce's had them all on a big night out last night and then told them to meet in the car park for a bacon sarnie and a coffee at 2pm. Dog and Duck stuff this.

Obvious foul on King and VAR still doesn't give it fucking shite.

Trade some of those 1-1s for 0-0s, cleyn sheyts marra.

Had every League 2 team to get 4+ corners tonight... only Salford and Northampton failed (2 short apiece) out of 24 teams to deny me. £1.50 stake was for £3584

McGeady with the most powderpuff pen I've ever seen was worse than Shelvey.

Dean embodies the reason players don't respect referees like. Fucking shite, always wrong, and arrogant about it too.

Shite. Impressive ability to hit a ball from 6-10 yards out and hit row Z, did it at Norwich and twice again today.

McManaman is a cunt like. Ugly prick. Emil Crapfth is utter shite at both ends of the pitch like. Worse than Yedlin and Manquillo, what a buy.

I think 2-0 or 3-0, but without a shot on target from us and about 75%+ home possession.

3-0 Salah hatty is 200/1, definitely worth a few quid.

I think it happened when he was almost exclusively unreliable, lazy and shite for three and a half seasons.

A "ships in the night" former Toon midfield which could have been in the Kompany testimonial... Stephen Ireland and Nicky Butt.

Went over 2.5 on every qualifier on Friday and was a goal short. Did the same tonight and a 90+4 Czech Republic third wins me £159, get in. First win north of 30-40 quid all season.

Rice is fucking cack like, baffling why he's an auto pick by Southgate these days. This is the most entertaining qualifying game I've ever seen like, hilarious viewing.

Sterling is an absolute joy to watch like. What a player.

First mention of "wuh got wuh backsides kicked" after this from Brucey. Think it'll be a 3-0 job, not too heavy, comfy defeat and never in the game.

Couple of FA Cup runs, one to the quarters (beating Ipswich and Burnley) and turned a bottom-half Conference side into one which will comfortably consolidate and might push play-offs in League 1 in three and a half years, pretty impressive. Lincoln had been a Conference alsoran since about 2011 too.

That ref went to blow for a pen then changed his mind, what a prick