Pilko

Howe: Bruno in the middle Bruce: Dinner from the griddle

Howe: Tripps, Bruno, Miggy, Isak Bruce: Chips, Broon Ale, Ciggy, Dhansak

Howe: Leading us to glory Bruce: Knickerbocker glory

Howe: High press Bruce: Egg and cress

Howe: humility Bruce: "What's for me tea?"

Howe: Makes the big six glitchy Bruce: Falls out with Matt Ritchie

Howe: Gryffindor Bruce: Carte D'or

Howe: Earns the fans trust Bruce: Deep pan stuffed crust

Howe: Talk of the town Bruce: Chicago Town

VAR man. Ran by absolute fucking divvies. That's a stonewall pen.

Drameh (right-back) from Leeds linked in their local paper today - just played against our U23 side the other week & fits the bill, similar age and level of experience to Ashby who we tried to get last time.

Mings is so crap.

We need to go and get Ramsey and rescue him from this dogshit Villa side in the summer.

@Wullie glad I copied you. What a start

Howe: High-tech Bruce: Tin of Pek

Howe: On a roll Bruce: Sausage roll

Howe: Carry out meticulous tactical plan to the letter Bruce: Carry out

Howe: goes into Christmas Day third Bruce: curls out a Christmas Day turd

Shoe-in for a Brazil call up the next time they have a friendly or some qualifiers you'd think. Can sort of understand the managers going with tried and tested for the tournament but I think he'll get looked at in the next "cycle". Same goes for Botman, and also Willock if he keeps the form going.

that, versus one good result leading to "well hopefully that'll shut one or two people up"

All the best teams have that nasty edge about them, love ours at the minute. If opposition fans don't like it they can fuck off, I've watched endless opposition teams get away with murder against us and referees do nowt about it for years and years. About time we gave some back.

Wood signed a 2.5 year deal so you'd imagine we might try and fetch a fee for him this summer. No way we sell in January unless we get a silly offer, no need to rock the boat in terms of the team spirit either as he clearly is well-liked.

What a beast he was today.

Glad we got one over on that ugly cheating German cunt Havertz after last season as well.

Saka and Martinelli 2+ SOT 14/1 for this late.