Pilko

Yet never said beforehand? I had Perez FGS (lost a 10er) too in the interest of a full book.

The only person associated with Newcastle not getting an absolute licking today was Stifler.

Even funnier when you consider that every one of the other managers brought in under the Ashley tenure (7 of them) was either promoted from within or unattached. The first one he spends any coin on and it's fucking Bagpuss

I think we were, but it took us til at least November/December to be this shite (5-1 away at Palace, the 0-3 at home to Leicester). When you consider Bruce has come in on the back of three seasons of Rafa's good work and McClaren was following the Carver days, it's impressive how bad he's made us in such a short time.

I still think he's going to be a very good player, but like everyone else he looks fucking shite under these walrus tactics and the complete lack of direction.

Annoying that the fans aren't barracking him yet, I reckon he'd walk fairly soon if they gave him the level of abuse Pards was getting.

We have far bigger problems etc etc But fucking hell, he's a crap shot stopper isn't he? Does his crisp packet hands party trick once every 2 or 3 matches these days.

"a tough afternoon for all of us" is the new "backsides kicked".

Melton Mowbray for the man who looks like he fell asleep in front of the fire and melted.

Flippin

Oh well. Silver lining for Brucie is that his old man isn't alive to see what a massive fucking pig's ear he's making of managing "me dad's club".

Leicester -2 at 4/1 like printing money. Annoyed I didn't do -3 and -4 now.

Sound the "Wuh got wuh backsides kicked" klaxon!

Dubravka's fucking shite these days like, pair of crisp packets for hands.

Now, to introduce Saint-Maximin after 65 minutes and aggravate that injury a bit more.

Carr and Babayaro circa 2005-06 was a lot worse.

As if Hayden, or any of the fucking idiots on this forum, are questioning that as a red card decision. :lol: Hope we get absolutely pezzled now, with any luck Bruce will have a cardiac arrest during the post-match presser and do us all a favour.

Dead cert to go down now. Players look like they can't be arsed and they're shoehorned into various formations that make them all look worse than they are. At least training is a good laugh though. It's like having an older, less balder, fatter version of McClaren. (attention Marge Simpson)

I feel really sorry for him, actually. Clearly a good player and has a really decent touch, shields the ball well... all of it in the centre circle because of how woefully set up we are. Poor cunt would probably have more fun back in the favelas cos playing up top for us under Bruce looks fucking awful.

Keogh's absolutely chod and has been for years, to think McClaren wanted to buy him

good way to keep them busy, a bit like Barry from Eastenders in Extras reading the reviews of the sitcom. "Bar, can you bring the reviews in" "Why's he got them?!" "Got to do something with his mornings hasn't he?"

"Aye, but if it isn't true then why've they gone to the trouble of making that 40-odd page brochure then ey?"

Carbon copy of Norwich game, 3-1 and scuttled badly with a meaningless consolation at the death, Hayden to score it. Perez to get off the mark with a brace.

Can you name the bloke with fakeover bids Kicks Mike's tyres and then hits the skids? Kenyonerooooo, Kenyonero!

Best boost ever that, used our lass's account and got 20 on total. +13GD and 3 clean sheets