Pilko

at the people writing off Longstaff after 3 appearances in a Toon shirt.

That bench

Agreeing wages for a player we'll blatantly not pay the transfer fee for almost makes me think it could be a lie. It sounds mental to say that I know.

Hobson probably thinks he has Andy Townsend and Louis Saha playing up top for him.

He's got a cheek saying that like. I think yesterday was about the 11th time we've conceded the first goal this season and the first time the game ended in anything other than defeat.

Speaks volumes that the likes of Longstaff and Sterry were far from the worst players out there for us like. Kenedy, Murphy, Joselu, Ritchie... Not an ounce of talent or brains between them. Garbage.

Groaned onto the pitch today... I assume those same utter fucking divvies groaned when he won the pen and kept us in the hat for the fourth round.

Looked shit scared but coped fairly well in the main.

Can see why he never plays like. Peripheral and no bottle.

He's chronically bad like.

That would have gone down well with the watching inbreds! Was behind closed doors mate. Hard to tell sometimes with their attendances

Bet he's buzzing for his 65 minutes against Blackburn.

First blatant error he's made in just under a year. The rate our mob fuck things up that's pretty good. Rest him for the cup and he'll come back raring to go.

Ritchie and Atsu's crossing last night would have been meat and drink for Danny DeVito at centre half like. Pitiful end product.

This lad must be shite in training like. Can't even make the bench these days.

Blatant handball in the box not given and Man U go up the other end and score just after. Fucking shocking. Just getting in early before tomorrow.

Tight 1-2 defeat, good performance, shit decision from the ref to clinch it for Man U.

Arsenal miss Holding at the back like.

Ah my mistake, I'm always getting darts and footy mixed up.

World Darts Championship quarter finalist Ryan Searle and Gog off Peep Show. Now will one of you go and get me a kebab.

Would take Roofe like.

Mitrovic wins the game for Fulham.

Doucoure is class like. Better than anyone we have.

Not sure we can afford Jim Bowen tbh

Lascelles is like Titus at the moment. Shit mistake in every match.