Pilko

Bruce would be perfect for Man U. He knows the club.

Fucking hell! That'd be some winner.

Halfway there... I took this too

Ole's begging for the Bradley Dack here, almost as much as Bruce was.

Have your eyes peeled on the Ronnie card/goal double if Man U are still in bother after 75ish minutes.

Fred, Shaw, De Roon cards 50/1 Greenwood and Pasalic 2+ SOT 19/1 BTTS in all Championship games 96/1

Bruce to his wife a few weeks ago: "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments?"

He talks about scoring 2 headers in 1992 and he's lucky to still be involved 40 years later.... that's 2032 even his final signing off remark is wrong the thick cunt

The comments in the article are far too dignified to be from him "Well ya know, I've been knocked down many times as a manager and I'll take this on the chin. It's been very difficult managing Newcastle and I've said it since I walked through the door, I'm not everyone's cup of tea but I had a crack at it and kept bashing away. Because of my experience and cos I've been going 20-odd years I'm going to dust myself doon, roll my sleeves up and batten down the hatches ahead of my next challenge."

Heskey? And Mane given he got the ton up this weekend...

Scholes?

Bring back Jarred Gillett if you please.

I'm not complaining but I thought they usually only did voids for first half subs, rather than ones at HT?

I copied Nate's SOT double and PP have voided Saka and paid a Gallagher single. A rare show of generosity from the bookies!

£5 on Guiata yellow at 9/1

Anyone know if the Gallowgate pigeon was still there today?

Please add "His Excellency" to the thread title, that's what Wormtail from True Faith suggests we call him.

Clark, Darlow, Dummett, Lascelles, Hayden, Shelvey, Ritchie and Gayle we still have from the promotion season. 6 of those 8 players are regular starters, with Gayle a frequent sub and Dummett out of the picture. In contrast, Brighton who came up with us have 3 - Dunk, Duffy and March - of which only 1 is still a regular starter, the other two being squad players.

Imagine how fucking incredible it'll be in a few years time to see a teamsheet with 20 names on it that didn't play for us in the 2016/17 Championship season.

Chiesa and Dest assists 29/1 Locatelli and Abraham 2+ SOT each 37/1

Juve and Barca games, what we saying? Covered the two BV trebles for now.

Predictions: Will bang on about the great atmosphere and the ill fan to deflect from another pathetic performance Will say he wants to continue and show what he can do Will talk about needing January investment etc

Cheers Spurs for 0 SOTs in the second half you fucking cunts. 1 would have done the job.

Overran in midfield so Shelvey thrown on Maxi for Gayle next I bet.

Let me just preface this remark with the hope that the individual affected in the East Stand ends up being OK and making a full recovery. Right... IMAGINE if the game is called off and rescheduled for later in the season, we bin the fat useless cunt next week and he's fired on 999.5 games.