Pilko

Come on Andros!

Keane single at 17/2 in play. Already had a few with Antonio.

Great start to this with Big Dick Mic in the book for a dive.

Townsend and Antonio score, Keane and Zouma carded 450/1 Keane score and carded 107/1 Townsend and Iwobi carded 150/1 Doucoure, Digne and Johnson carded 90/1 Quid or two on the above daftness also.

Antonio 2+ SOT and Townsend 1+ SOT - 6/1 SKY BOOST Townsend and Fornals carded - 85/1 B365

Cracking goal by Paterson of Swansea.

@Nateon Moore goal and card with you, think 14s is a canny price.

Scottish 3pm games all had over 1.5 goals today, came in at 89/1 for the 18 games (I do it every week) Also had a 6 game btts land for just shy of £200. An Exeter winner would have landed a 38/1 acca too, but still been a class day. I think cards will be good in the early tomorrow as its Attwell and two teams that are canny for cards.

Brentford deserve a point here. Should be a good 5 or 6 mins added on with this injury as well.

Be on 32pts after bonuses already with Trent and Salah (c), great start.

TAA, Ekong and Mitrovic carded 262/1 Various £2 doubles and trebles on the Watford game, usual suspects.

Some loooooong card prices on this Watford v Liverpool early.

I just don't think they'll want to risk that the launch of their new era and rampant positivity could really easily become toxic abuse if we concede an early goal. He'll be gone in the next few days.

Kane loves activating knackered old useless cart horse mode doesn't he. For such a class striker who scores so many goals he doesn't half have some fucking shite games that pass him by. Mount is fucking pointless as well. Sick of the sight of him in this side

Got Shaw, Nagy and Szalai. Decent start, unlucky not to have 2/3

Absolutely nowt of substance

Got Soyuncu, Ampadu, Kurtic treble.

Scrolled past a staggeringly thick post (think it was GiveMeSport) earlier listing an achievement from every club Bruce had worked at whilst completely ignoring his massive constant shortcomings (e.g. "Turned Birmingham into an established PL team" but failed to mention him relegating them) which then said "...all this while suffering the loss of his parents in 2018. Steve Bruce deserves MORE RESPECT" What was funny was everything bar his "achievements" at Newcastle and Villa (which were fabricated bullshit anyway) happened before his parents died, and they didn't mention at all his stint at Sheffield Wednesday - you know, the club that bent over backwards for him and gave him over a month off when he wanted to go watch the cricket in homage to his dearly departed dad; the very same club he monumentally fucked over six months later.

It's so nice seeing so many decent posters who got fed up of Ashley's bullshit (and the knock-on effect it had on this forum) popping up again all reinvigorated and happy.

Love this me. Deashleyfication one cleansing step at a time.

SteveMUFC AlexB1000 WomanchesterLuke007

Can't believe the ugly cunt didn't whip his top off with that late winner. Prick