Pilko

Not sure who they'll get for that. When I saw Paddy Kenny, Mark Crossley etc announced for some of the other shows I was a bit miffed at getting Rae but I'm told on good authority from "Mackem at work" that he's entertaining.

Off behind enemy lines to see Undr the Cosh live at the Roker Hotel later this week, Alex Rae is the guest and given Chris Brown's presence I'm hoping it's not too Sunlun focused. Have seen some of the footage from their other shows which mainly involves Parky with his shirt off singing Red Light Spells Danger on the karaoke. Should be funny

Like many others I don't really know if Jones is any good or not (his credible past experiences vs his involvement in the Bruce shitshow) but it's amazing how speaking in a calm and considered manner, not interrupting the interviewer every time they ask a question and not utilising too many tired, bullshit clichés can make me feel reasonably content that he's a safe-ish pair of hands for these few games. Plus, he's had them in every day!

0-6 vs Liverpool will take some beating. The 0-1 against Sheff Wed reserves in the cup under McClaren also deserves a shout.

Be 92pts after bonuses and subs are sorted. Thank fuck for Salah.

I still think some of the RTG lot would list 8 or 9 Sunderland players in theirs, probably including Wilson and Maxi to try and show they're not totally biased.

Another fine performance from Bruno Flashinthepandes.

Managed to get £10 on Man U red card at 4/1 about 5 mins before Pogba went wild.

This is the best thing ever

Salah captain bailing me out yet again this week!

Can't believe it didn't land. Across that match I needed: That SOT for £300 Henry card for £115 Onyeka card for £450 Amartey card for £600 I'd have fucking settled for one

Noergaard 2+ SOT and Tielemans 1+ SOT 60/1

Fornals and Skipp 27/1 PP

Is there a bigger bag of shit on the planet than the bet365 app? Fucking useless.

He's an absolute bag of nowt this bloke. Offers fuck all.

Cucarella and Veltman 25/1 Also with Rodri 140/1

Gallagher and Maxi 2+ SOT each 21/1 All (14) Scottish games over 1.5 goals 35/1 Few other bits and pieces

That lad playing up with Pukki looks like Mick Hucknall

Chelsea really turning on the style. Norwich are absolutely chod

That's a lovely pass from Kovacic. Great goal

Kabak and Kovacic 36/1 Kenny McLean single 10/1

"What are you going to do, shag Lee Charnley?"

Amazing how thick your average fan is to believe a proven fat, lying failing cunt's utter exaggerated bullshit. Every single fan who's said "eeeh they're horrid I hope they go down", I really hope they have to endure Bruce's shit football, repetitive snide patter and piss poor results when he inevitably goes back into management. Some of the stupid cunts might realise we as a fanbase actually know our onions and can spot an absolute fucking charlatan from 100 paces, I mean we've seen enough of them in the last 15 year. Fuck the lot of them.