Pilko

0-6 vs Liverpool will take some beating. The 0-1 against Sheff Wed reserves in the cup under McClaren also deserves a shout.

Be 92pts after bonuses and subs are sorted. Thank fuck for Salah.

I still think some of the RTG lot would list 8 or 9 Sunderland players in theirs, probably including Wilson and Maxi to try and show they're not totally biased.

Another fine performance from Bruno Flashinthepandes.

Managed to get £10 on Man U red card at 4/1 about 5 mins before Pogba went wild.

This is the best thing ever

Salah captain bailing me out yet again this week!

Can't believe it didn't land. Across that match I needed: That SOT for £300 Henry card for £115 Onyeka card for £450 Amartey card for £600 I'd have fucking settled for one

Noergaard 2+ SOT and Tielemans 1+ SOT 60/1

Fornals and Skipp 27/1 PP

Is there a bigger bag of shit on the planet than the bet365 app? Fucking useless.

He's an absolute bag of nowt this bloke. Offers fuck all.

Cucarella and Veltman 25/1 Also with Rodri 140/1

Gallagher and Maxi 2+ SOT each 21/1 All (14) Scottish games over 1.5 goals 35/1 Few other bits and pieces

That lad playing up with Pukki looks like Mick Hucknall

Chelsea really turning on the style. Norwich are absolutely chod

That's a lovely pass from Kovacic. Great goal

Kabak and Kovacic 36/1 Kenny McLean single 10/1

"What are you going to do, shag Lee Charnley?"

Amazing how thick your average fan is to believe a proven fat, lying failing cunt's utter exaggerated bullshit. Every single fan who's said "eeeh they're horrid I hope they go down", I really hope they have to endure Bruce's shit football, repetitive snide patter and piss poor results when he inevitably goes back into management. Some of the stupid cunts might realise we as a fanbase actually know our onions and can spot an absolute fucking charlatan from 100 paces, I mean we've seen enough of them in the last 15 year. Fuck the lot of them.

Think I got 17/2. The Lundo double was 46/1 or something.

On Aribo single (for £95) and Aribo double with Lundstram (for £115). Hadn't read this thread but one of the lads pointed out what Wullie did above.

I got on at 75/1 and he keeps his fucking shirt on, typical