Pilko

Miggers in Paris

Should get sponsored by the local refuse company like Wirral County in Mike Bassett. Might help them get rid of all the crisp packets and Greggs bags swirling round their pitch.

I really like him. Given time he'll be exceptional. He needs to learn when to just skelp a throw in off a defenders legs and let everyone catch up though. Few times he was furthest up by about 40 yards and he played some mental pass to nobody and lost the ball.

aye I especially thought the free kicks he wasted and load of nowt he created was definitely worthy of a bottle of bubbly and a trinket like.

Considering you expected them to throw the kitchen sink at us 2nd half, they created that one chance Vardy whipped over and basically nowt else. What an excellent defensive display that was.

Much better that, and remembered how to cross a ball too.

Better pick than Yedlin because he can actually defend.

Aye, Vardy will get it 100%, just depends how much service Salo gets.

Yedlin dropped is a class decision.

Would be elated with a point. 2-0 defeat incoming.

I thought we were on the same wavelength. The sausage, the euro... Clarkson?!

Yep, he's there. No talent and no brains. Probably the shittest player in the team, and I include Ritchie in that too.

That was his poorest game, passing all over the shop, but in fairness to him none of his colleagues could find their arse with two hands either.

I'm getting close to Danny Simpson levels of annoyance now. He's absolutely cack.

I'd drop Yedlin, Ritchie, Dummett and Diame for Manquillo, Kenedy, Schar and Shelvey. Won't happen though, it'll be Schar for Dummett and that'll be all.

I thought the ref was excellent. Mike Dean or any of the other cunts we usually get and that's at least 4-0, probably 5 if you give a pen for a Paully D handball.

"Fuck off" when he sees the 11 go up shite tryhard Matt HAULED OFF.

Diame loves losing the ball on the turn in his own half like.

First game I've seen Hayden not gan down injured.

I thought that earlier and felt like one of those fans who blames everything on "nowt dropping for wuh man", but I think so far tonight it's true, lot of 50-50s bobbling perfectly onto an Arsenal boot.

Good goal but that looked like Harper in nets.

Pickford will end up on the scrapheap by about 31, 32. Too immature, overrated and a liability on the drink.

Mickey Gray might need a 2nd bag of mini eggs to cheer him up.

Grigg anytime, Sunlun 2-1 and Catts card at 40s. (Bet on what you think will happen, not what you want to happen etc etc)

It also says the 2011-12 side were a joy to watch they were, for about 6 or 7 games.