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I hope somebody on here was waiting on some booking points there... 5 yellows after the 90

West Ham bookings came in, that red card killed the chance of Spurs getting any more corners though. Shame, thought that was a good bet.

Captained Alli rather than Kane but there's very little in it for their current scores. Class start to the week.

Need 3 Spurs corners and 2 West Ham yellows in 25 mins + stoppages. Doable, but not hugely likely.

I've stuck a fiver on that, quite like it.

It's always nice to hear when our players fall in love with the region, like. In a way, a cockney doing so is more surprising than an African or South American player doing so.

Some great quotes in there and whilst I remembered him fondly anyway, it's just reinforced that even more. Beast of a player in his day. For some reason, it's reminded me of Bez blagging his way onto the pitch for Southampton at SJP just to play in front of the fans one last time even though he was shot to pieces and in no shape to play.

I feel like Darlow makes some hideous clangers, but is more likely to pull off a top-drawer unexpected save than Elliot. Elliot makes very few obvious clangers but the top-drawer saves are rarer. Neither can kick for shit. On balance I'd stick with Elliot for now.

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Beat Brighton, and we've taken 33% of the points we'll likely need to stay up, in 15.7% of the total fixtures.

You could see with him in the last 5-6 games of the Championship season that it had started to click. Great signing at the price we paid; and clearly using him in rotation last season has allowed him to bed in and gradually improve his game without too much pressure on him.

Loved it when Sobhi beat Yedlin about 5 times only to run the ball out of play unchallenged.

Appropriate for Rooney at this current moment.

1-1. We're due a draw, which wouldn't be the worst result in the world.

Some good saves today and only the one shite kick early doors that I noticed. A top drawer goalie saves Shaqiri's goal like, but it's not a huge error or owt. Not like the last time he let one in to that fat headed little spenk at the Britannia.

It's mint having a team that looks organised and who understand the clear gameplan, like.

Had another class game at LB today I thought.

Finishing was shite today but he gets in the right positions. He'll get goals, and his all round game isn't shabby. I like him.

Did you not watch the West Ham game like?

Ayoze played really well today. Glad we stuck with him.

Nice sore tackle for Shaquiri

Well deserved. That's how to channel your frustration (Jonjo)

Guarantee if that absolutely excellent tackle was made by one of our defenders, a pen is given there.

Zouma gets the ball like. Doesn't matter like as we never get pens anyway.

Absolutely fucking typical that.