Pilko

Hope the Sheriff lads didn't celebrate scoring too hard.

Used to love The Championship on a Sunday morning, class opening titles featuring loads of fans singing and titting about, players belting the ball, and the likes of Mick Mac and Roeder waving their arms around on the touchline. Simple but great. This is one of only two songs I'd ever want to watch a Goal of the Month highlight reel to, the other being the instrumental of this (which was on that mad month in 2006ish when you had Gillespie for Sheff Utd, Scholes famous volley against Villa, Essien's screamer for Chelsea etc):

Pjanic and Bellingham carded in the early, 18/1

He needs Maidenhead to score for £590 but they're down to 9 men

Cheers Wullie.

Conference is unreal for goals this season. Mate of mine has btts in all games, on 15/18 at ht. The other weekend there was one 0-0 and the average goals across all 12 games was about 5.2 or something. Definitely need to get on that in weeks ahead.

Fuck me, Luuk de Jong with the pace of 2011 Shefki Kuqi there

I've done the exact same with mine, good tip.

Townsend was 12/1 a card

Wood and Richarlison goals, Allan and Taylor cards 250/1

Westwood 5/1 card is canny, he's definitely due. And Marriner has been more generous than usual this season so far. Single and then a double with Allan 28/1.

Agree with others that the only way he's leaving anytime soon is either walking after heavy abuse or in a box after one too many lamb doners. I even think if we're below the dotted line come January that Ashley would spend rather than give him the bullet. He only fires him if we're in a McClaren scenario of 4+ points adrift with 10-12 games to go IMO.

I hope we get pasted off Leeds. Hopefully the crowd will be more aggressive and well-oiled given the evening kick off & it really turns the screw on him. Would love to see another angry, out of control presser

Scott Carson

Diogo short of £655 :(((((

Exact same as the Son/Gomes one the other year. Ref just gave the red cos of the injury. Klopp acting the cunt and booting off about it on the touchline is the least surprising thing ever.

Mane you utter utter prick

Salah captain, assisted by Trent. GTFI

Got Cooper, Llorente and Jota cards too. Good start

Raphinha and Mane 2+ SOT each 23/1

His hands reminded me of those yesterday too, if you opened the bag and ate the crisps.

If he plays, Harrison 2+ SOT from outside the area at 100/1 appeals later.

Great finish by Bruno for their third goal but fuck me, you see department stores close down faster than our defence there.

Crap day for betting offset by having £30 on Ronaldo anytime across 3 Sky accounts (me, wor lass and my da) at 2/1