Pilko

Nice one Jonjo, you fucking prat. And of course it had to be that little cunt Alli who scored it, perfect.

Shelvey is an absolute fucking moron. Can't complain about that whatsoever.

http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article12037968.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS102541390.jpg "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"

Atsu looks very bright today.

I hope Kane drowns in his own spit. Fucking prick.

Ref was about to give the pen there too. Bastards.

Gayle first at 7/1 and various request a bets. Pen and red card in both Super Sunday games 200/1.

BTTS, 4+ corners each team and 20+ bp each team in NEW v TOT and MNU v WHU at 80/1 with Sky. Gonna put a few more on when I see some team news.

Merino posted a photo of his shirt hung up in the dressing room earlier with "match day!" etc written on it so you'd assume he's in the 18 from that.

1-1. Kane first, then Ritchie pen late on.

I gave Beasant as an example but having read up on it, he was on the bench for Stevenage as recently as three years ago. He was 55.

Goalkeeping coaches registering themselves as a player "just for emergencies", and before the ink was dry on their registration form almost every goalkeeper at the club who could legally go for a pint would fall victim to injury, illness, suspension etc. Used to be class watching matches on the telly knowing that if the keeper got sent off or injured you'd be seeing 50-odd year old Dave Beasant or whoever waddle on to gan in nets.

10 yellow, 25 red.

Aguero to score, Manchester City to win, BTTS and 30+ Brighton booking points 8/1 Bruno and Dale Stephens to be carded 16/1 Jesus to score first, Manchester City to win by 2+ goals and BTTS 14/1 Jesus to score a header and Propper and Otamendi to be carded 250/1 £4 on the top one and £2 on all the rest.

For those of you who were talking about corner bets, Sky offered 5+ corners per team in CHE v BUR, EVE v STO & CPA v HUD at 50/1 today and it breezed in. I had £2 on it, buzzing.

Merse's fucking cockney accent is doing my head in. "yella"

Longstaff bags fot Blackpool

Newport away IMO.

This keeper the mackems have signed looks absolutely dump.

Hope he ends up sitting in the stands on Sunday in a sliver of direct sunlight. Burn baby burn.

Ditched the second one as Beckford is a sub and Cattermole not in the squad. Went with pen + red card in the match at 22/1.

Sky doing a matched £5 request a bet on the Mackems game tonight. Was gonna go with: BTTS, 4+ corners each team and 20+ booking points each team @ 12/1 Beckford to score, Bury to win, over 2.5 goals and Cattermole carded @ 33/1 Just waiting for some team news in case I need to re-evaluate.

Getting the number 25 shirt apparently. 25... crispy cantonese beef with mixed vegetables.

I reckon it'll be a striker now (and Kenedy) and that'll be largely it for incomings. I think a keeper might arrive on loan on deadline day if the right deal comes about.

shame we don't have the money in the bank to buy him