Pilko

We're crap and Bruce is a fucking divvy Also, Freddie Woodman is worse than his da. Crisp packets for hands, 2021 Jak Alnwick

I've seen absolutely nothing of today's match other than the result (I was at Hartlepool's match) but still wanted to pop in here and express my contempt for the fat, ugly, stupid, waste of oxygen CUNT who occupies our dugout. I'd crack open my expensive whiskey if he was brown bread on waking up tomorrow. Fucking hell he's a shit cunt isn't he?

Got a bit giddy to see three quickfire cards before realising none were ones I wanted

My free bet365 £5 on Man U 6-0 and a red card in the match, 160/1. Byrne and Pedersen cards tonight if they start. 25/1 (ref averages 4.6 yellows per game)

Needed Rice card or a Kane SOT for 90 or 100 quid and then Maguire hit the post. Frustrating tonight

Walker's fucking crap these days

Well done

Is that two corners we should have had that he's gleefully given a goal kick for now as well? This is like 2009 Rob Styles vs NUFC so far

German referee alright.

I don't disagree, I've seen him have some great games for Chelsea. Easy to forget that Sterling got panned after WC2018 for being a bit of a spare part in that side and now he's absolutely key, so I've not given up hope on MM. Like 2018 Raheem, he doesn't look bad or anything, he just fails to add anything massively tangible a lot of the time.

Mount needs to do something over and above being neat and tidy and ticking over possession tonight, fast becoming a waste of a shirt.

Sterling FGS 6/1 Maguire header on target 5/1 Kane and Lewa 2+ SOT 8/1 England, Sweden, Estonia and Spain to score 2+ goals 55/1 Rice and Krychowiak carded 20/1

Soyuncu was 33/1 to be sent off after his booking. Soon as I saw the red card symbol flash up I knew it would be him and that I'd missed a trick.

Not sure I've ever seen Soyuncu have a good game. Loves a card and a rick

That was quick!!

Wijnaldum and Yokuslu cards 28/1 Serbia, Turkey, Denmark and Austria to score 2+ goals 30/1 Picked out 8 fixtures to have 3 corners per team also at 100/1.

Without bothering to check I bet he's played roughly the same number of games for Scotland as he has for NUFC since he signed.

Those chairs look like they've been borrowed from the Platinum Club at SJP then painted red.

He's like the Scottish Michael Owen. Always manages to be fit to turn out for his country but offers fuck all in our shirt.

Unreal work @Wullie! Jorginho and Rodriguez card double in the Italy/Swiss game 45/1 I like the look of for the later games.

Well done, I went £5 on that with you too. Was raging 5 mins ago thinking he avoided a cars for the pen foul!

Trent 2+ goals 22/1

£65, £90 and then £110 from the Wullie hack. Best International midweeker I can remember after Ronnie's heroics last night into the bargain.

I've found the live chat and after the most minimal amount of playing dumb to what happened the guy said it'll get reset. Thanks for the tip, excellent spot!