Pilko

Legend. Was wondering how to cross match double with the accounts I had, cheers.

Every single bet I've had on today looked like an absolute bag of dicks after about 20 minutes. A cunt list as long as my arm - Stoke, Carlisle, Portsmouth, Fulham, Bradford, Salford all losing when favourites.

Alena in. Fucking hell. I'm so sorry

Kabak playing for Norwich today, 4/1 a card with PP.

If Wolves had a striker who was ten foot tall then they'd be 8-2 up and Traore would have assisted the lot.

Unbelievably thick from Baptsite to do that.

Brentford are brilliant

This game has been class in the last 10 minutes

And now ruled out for handball arm slap bang by his side. What a fucking stupid rule

I dont see how that was offside either? Should be 2 nowt

Marcal gives the pen away, no card, but the goalkeeper gets one for scuffing up the pen spot ffs fuck betting

That should be a pen for Brentford

Mbuemo & Jimenez 2+ SOT 26/1 Janelt & Marcal cards 22/1

"The way wuh went about wuh work" again. Fuck off you fat useless thick waste of a tracksuit

Skipp and Issa Diop double 25/1 is my one and only punt of the evening

They should have got him and John Carver ("listen") to do those road safety adverts for kids. (The first part being we wish they'd both fucking "stop")

he's the most repetitive man I think I've ever encountered. Take out your general common words (the, and, we, I etc.) and then nouns you'd expect to hear (Newcastle, football, club, players, match etc) and I reckon you could probably nail down about 50% of his key syntax across his time here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I can do it here below: Walked through the door, not everyone's cup of tea, that's for sure, dust ourselves down, roll up our sleeves, keep moving forwards, look, ticking over, get a few results, well you know, difficult, difficult, difficult, difficult, difficult, batten down the hatches, backsides kicked, difficult again, disrespect, mass hysteria, the kid's done OK, difficult again, when everyone's fit and healthy, what with COVID, supporters entitled to their opinion, not walking away, accumulation of points, difficult difficult.

Sunderland, Villa and Huddersfield sacked him. He walked away from the other 7 jobs

The first 30 seconds or so of Out of Control by The Chemical Brothers always reminds me of the bird from Premier League Years. "In the month that Simply Red topped the charts with Fairground, it was Nottingham Forest who were on a rollercoaster ride after Pierre van Hooijdonk refused to play over a row about the club's transfer policy"

True Faith by New Order always reminds me of the early Premier League years.

Urgh Steven Genderson

Sky sound engineer told to turn the microphones up again at Anfield now the Famous European Night crowd are making some positive noise again.

Liverpool gtfi

Ake and Angelino 33s my final punt.

Inter and Ajax games to finish 2-2, small stake singles & the double Inter/Real bet builder needing cards, corners and goals Robertson and Leao carded 70/1 Couple of Btts longshots small stakes also. Can't find much value