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Sky SOT boost - Big Dick Mic and J Vardy to have 2+ SOT each at 10/1 Soucek and Tielemans 2+ SOT 86/1 Soucek and Tielemans carded 25/1

I copied. Halfway!

That's because the geezer doing the Sky Bet odds wears a mask and a striped jumper.

Holding red at 40/1 worth a few quid methinks.

Tierney isn't in the same postcode as James there, so poor. Arsenal are a laughable bag of shit.

Lukaku's a fucking beast. Great goal

Havertz assist and Lukaku 2+ SOT 18/1

Nice of Romeu to not go near a tackle all match like. Get a free fiver for 3/4 at least which I can use on the Chelsea game.

Just need Romeu card for £170

Pogba is class.

Bruno was soft as shite losing the ball for that goal

VARs still making it up as they go along I see, awarding and disallowing things with no consistency. Football is so shit at the minute

JWP gets the bet builder off to a good start

Sky Bet Club Boost, at the very top of the Southampton v Man U listings

Paddy Power bet builder.

Son, Lukaku and Bruno 2+ SOT each 14/1 R.Neves and L.Moura 2+ SOT each 80/1 Pogba and JWP 2+ SOT each 54/1 Bruno SOT, Pogba assist, Romeu card, JWP SOT 33/1

Look at the clip of this thick, bloated fucking loser in his Primark suit in the interview after yet another defeat. Swaying from side to side on his fat, knackered feet complaining about how he's been hard done by after another fully deserved loss. I hope we lose the next 10 and he keels over on the touchline from the stress.

Sunderland game killing an otherwise strong looking BTTS so far.

Salah cash is in early, great stuff

Was gonna do Westwood 4/1 single but seeing as he's not playing, just on the Salah double up boost for this early one.

Well done Wullie and gdm. Annoyed I went Weimann to score instead of a card! Twice I've had Grimes and the other pick has let it down.

Weimann goal, Grimes card 21/1

Lonners has had a cracking four or five years hasn't he

Anyone remember when Coloccini got sent off in a friendly there for throttling their little striker?