Pilko

I've stuck a fiver on Dybala and Mbappe both to score at 15/2. Not risking owt else.

Nice one. Does it ever get so busy that they stop letting people in for these home game broadcasts?

So so uncertain about tonight. So hard to call.

Will Nine Bar be showing this?

Thing is, their squad as it stands is going to need investment to merely stand still, even before Defoe/Pickford etc fuck off. The loans and out of contract players will take some replacing.

Lee Gaffermole

If we end up winning the title the midday kick-off will be class though. All day to go on the drink to celebrate.

£6m in today's market is good value IMO. We will need a squad and he'd be a decent part of that.

Rafa seems to quite like Sterry. Perez had another good game today imo

Fuck me, Noone can't hit a barn door.

What a fucking finish

Yedlin looks like our only real threat.

How boring

The 4-1 Luque song getting an airing.

What a surprise, blatant shirt pull and we get nowt.

We love winning corners lately

Unlucky Yedlin!

Diame is fucking dogshit.

I'd never want him near my club but I can't help but like Warnock. He's a dick and really old hat but his enthusiasm is class.

Diame and Colback to be carded at 18/1

Perez out wide will be interesting. Would quite like to see Murph bag tonight.

Might be Sterry at right back and Yedlin wide right?

Thing is, Moyes is dubbed dour and negative because he's honest about the uninspiring shite that his teams churn out. Pardew's the sort of bloke that would tell you that you're witnessing the secret director's cut of Heat when you're actually watching a six-year old repeat of Heartbeat.

I honestly don't think Rafa will sell him. We're unlikely to see many bids for him due to his relatively poor season in the Championship, but he's shown enough in fits and starts to be a useful player for us. I think he's better off as a striker than a no.10, but Rafa seems to be working hard on his positioning and movement and I think eventually it'll pay off. He came good before and he will again, given time.

Stifler's just annoyed cos he always lands on the Super Tax square between Park Lane and Mayfair.