Pilko

Wijnaldum has been invisible in away games so I wouldn't be too opposed to that for today.

Khazri gives their team a new energy, sadly. Good buy.

Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Bournemouth 1-0 Stoke Crystal Palace 1-2 Watford Everton 3-0 West Brom Norwich 0-2 West Ham Swansea 1-1 Southampton Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Arsenal 2-2 Leicester Aston Villa 0-1 Liverpool Man City 4-1 Spurs

Good thing we didn't go for the Brass Eye style evacuation of children into stadiums around the country. Stadium of Light would have been a minefield.

We're Chelsea's bogey team like.

Fingering is a dying art these days, never heard it called 'digital penetration' though

I reckon he's one of the actors roped into Nigella's pretend dinner parties she does on her show.

He doesn't deserve punishment... he deserves GUNISHMENT

Our away performances have been so pitiful this season so I can't see anything other than a 2 or 3 goal defeat.

I'm hearing it'll be a 4 year sentence but he's allowed out to play in the derby each time

Name them please and I'll take you're Stevenage and raise you Sheff Wed. I was at the Sheff Wed game, it was horrid but there was a (heavily flawed) footballing gameplan; unlike Stevenage where it was hit and hope to Lovenkrands and Best. Stoke 4-0 2x Southampton 4-0 Wigan 4-0 2x City 4-0 Everton 0-3 Man U 0-3 Man U 0-4 Liverpool 0-6 Brighton 1-0 Brighton 2-0 Cardiff 1-2 Reading 1-2 Swansea 3-0 Everton 1-2 Norwich 4-2 Stoke 1-0 Sunderland 0-3 x2 There's about 20 there, and I didn't even have to think for more than a minute or two. Give me a little longer and I could probably just about double that.

Everton was shocking but there's probably 20 or 30 occasions when Pardew's team was worse. It'd take a Kinnear-Carver-McClaren hybrid monster to try and parallel the lows of the Stevenage game.

From nufc.com's report about the U18 game today: Team: B.Smith, Todd, Le.Gibson, Donaghey, Pollock, Bailey, Spooner, Aplin, Allan, Owusu, Lowther. Subs: Johnson, Harker, Aziakonou, Kitchen, Long. A new name for United is striker Dave Owusu - further details tbc. :lol: First and second name mismatch alert.

Shocked that Supermac has called it so well.

0-1 Berahino

He's improved a lot. Turned a 6 or 7 nil thumping into something a lot less morale damaging.

Be back on loan to Spurs within 6 months. Crap.

Slowly moving from thinking "he's shit" to "I hate this useless cunt". Don't feel that sympathy any more.

Mitrovic has basically relegated us with the chances he's missed this season. He's garbage.

This is rotten. Swinging high crosses into our midget forward and a lovely yawning chasm where the midfield is supposed to be. McClaren is fucking clueless. We never set up in a manner where we can attack the match and take the initiative.

He's been talking about the side and the current situation like we're 4 games into the season for months and months you know, when managers say not to bother looking at the table cos it's too early.

He loves a 4-0 howking at Man City or a 1-2 reverse to a promoted team does Pards.

Anywhere in town showing this?

Funnily enough a similar situation to the relegation season; it was the Kev and Nicky masterclasses in the centre of the park that was a large part of why we leaked so many goals. Coloccini was pretty shite then too, but once again the defence was horribly exposed.

Nope, can't do retrospectives like that, got to nail your nuts to the mast now. Clearly you haven't looked at my avatar. It's a beige transfer window... if we get relegated, tell my wife hello.