9. If we win three games; with Bournemouth, the Mackems, Swansea, Norwich, Palace and Villa to go; that might just about do it IMO. The chances of that happening, however, are very very unlikely.
I hope we get absolutely raped to fuck here, worse than the Chelsea game. Such a cowardly selection deserves nothing more than a complete and utter hammering.
Aston Villa 1-2 Everton
Bournemouth 0-2 Southampton
Leicester 2-0 West Brom
Norwich 1-3 Chelsea
Sunderland 1-1 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 3-1 Swansea
Stoke 2-0 Newcastle
West Ham 1-1 Spurs
Liverpool 0-1 Man City
Man Utd 3-0 Watford
West Ham 2-0 Sunderland
Leicester 1-0 Norwich
Southampton 1-2 Chelsea
Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa
Watford 1-1 Bournemouth
West Brom 2-1 Crystal Palace
Man Utd 1-2 Arsenal
Spurs 1-0 Swansea
this current young lad being made to testify
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"Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble."