Pilko

Underdog Heinz on: Rochdale, Bury, Shrewsbury, Burton and Sheff Utd. What horses you going on today Froggy? I'm tempted to have a punt.

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Happily out of logic more than blind expectation, maddy, seeing as he's not been on voyage for the first three games.

that'll mean the likes of Vuckic and Bigirimana then Not necessarily. We could bring in Darlow, Tiote, Williamson, de Jong, Thauvin, Aarons, Cisse and Sissoko for eight changes.

Aye, apparently it costs a lot but doesn't linger for too long... much like Jermain himself.

Gameweek 4 Newcastle 1-1 Arsenal Aston Villa 2-1 Sunderland Bournemouth 2-2 Leicester Chelsea 3-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 2-1 West Ham Man City 1-0 Watford Stoke 0-0 West Brom Spurs 3-2 Everton Southampton 2-0 Norwich Swansea 0-0 Man United

Thing is though, we're in a position now where we can bring in some players from the bench on Saturday (Thauvin, Darlow, Cisse, Aarons, De Jong, Tiote) and still be a strong side. In the past, we'd make those five changes and it'd be absolute shite coming into the side. I have a feeling it'll be: Darlow; Anita, Mbemba, Taylor, Haidara; Colback, Tiote; Aarons, De Jong, Thauvin; Cisse

You'll be sick if we give our sub keeper a run out against a League Two team at home? I think it's probably best to blood him, so that if Krul does get injured or suspended the guy has already made his debut and there's that bit less pressure on him coming off the bench.

Drop him for Fabregas without a shadow of a doubt IMO.

Both clubs have it as their entrance music, I remember the commentator mentioning it when they played each other.

46 with Benteke still to go. Reasonably pleased.

Genuinely astounded at the amount of these lineups that include Tiote. The bloke has been absolute dogshit since the back end of 2012, with the exception of about two or three matches.

Hang on, has Short basically admitted there that three games into a season all the new players are shit?

That Simon Coleman who plays for Everton is sensational

Azpilicueta casually making back the clean sheet points he lost with a goal. Good lad.

Willian is Chelsea's Gouffran

Such a poor week for clean sheets

Everton/City and Watford/Soton draw double at 12/1 for later too.

Ringadingding baby

Pedro FGS @ 13/2 Chelsea over 8 corners@ 4/1

25 points with Azpilicueta, Hazard, Benteke, Yaya Toure and Lukaku still to play. Reasonably satisfied with that considering it's such a shit week on average.

Darlow; Janmaat, Lascelles, Coloccini, Haidara; Anita, Wijnaldum; Aarons, De Jong, Thauvin; Mitrovic Would like to see this side; or possibly with Perez in for one of the front four. De Jong and Aarons could both do with a start and some decent minutes though.

All League 1 teams to score Armstrong fgs, Coventry 2-0 (50/1) Silly quid on Newcastle

Can remember thinking I wanted to be in a band at the time and planned on calling a song/album "London Hoodoo" as it was mentioned so frequently in relation to NUFC at the time. A whole album of tracks named after obscure football phrases would be class actually, e.g. "the journeyman", "cold Tuesday night in Stoke", "eating a banana on a bike", "seasoned veteran", "you'll never win anything with kids", "absolute freak and a fucking weirdo", "midfield shuttler", "the water carrier", etc. Los Campesinos! always sneak little football related lyrics in all the time and it's quality, the best one being "you asked if I'd be anyone from history, fact or fiction, dead or alive; I said I'd be Tony Cascarino circa 1995" (they've also got songs called "Every Defeat a Divorce" and "A Portrait of the Trequartista as a Young Man")