Pilko

Tell you what, I've just flicked over to BBC1 and the final few minutes of New Tricks is a lot more energetic than any of our play tonight.

Two legit-ish pen shouts turned down, a non-red card, and then the cunt who should be off scores another goal. Cheers Howard. We contribute enough to our own downfall without that anarl

Those subs tonight reminded me of Allardyce trying to turn around a deficit away to Derby by bringing on Beye and Faye.

I feel like I say this a lot, but every single time we seem to have really shan luck and a fucking shit referee, we also play like a bunch of wankers and deserve nowt anyway.

Gutted not to have Suarez as captain, however I'm not miles and miles behind those who do thanks to Hazard as captain.

I bet if we sent him to the glue factory he'd come back as a lubricant.

The last two goals are pure shan like. Should have had a pen, they go and score, Shelvey should be off and then scores a beauty. Bent nosed little fuck.

Reminded me of Southampton away last year. Could tell pretty early we were getting nowt due to how completely outplayed we were all over the park.

Tiote was back to his utterly dreadful self tonight. But clearly Santon was far worse and deserved hooking after 55 minutes. Well, if you're a fucking idiot that is.

Howard Webb is a bent, fucking shit cunt. Howeve: this blatant fact aside, we have been utter garbage and we absolutely deserve nothing.

Shite from Krul but a very insipid showing overall. At least we can bring on a left back to change it.

Class there that old gadgey prattling away while the host blatantly needed to get away.

Ben Arfa not on the bench!

Knew it.

Starving but I'm waiting to see the teams before I nip out to the chippy.

GW 15: Man Utd 3-2 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-2 Cardiff City Liverpool 3-0 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Man City Stoke City 0-1 Chelsea West Brom 2-1 Norwich Sunderland 0-2 Tottenham Fulham 1-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-0 Everton Swansea 0-0 Hull City

If Berbatov is scoring goals and not looking arsed in the team, he's praised. If the goals dry up and he's not looking arsed, he gets a lot of critiscism. Been like that throughout his career. Just his style of play and it's never going to change if he's going for the title or in a relegation battle. FYI I really like him as a footballer. He's always had that 'laid back' style of play, but this whole thing about him never putting any effort in is a myth. He'll never have the work-rate of a Gouffran but when he played for Spurs, Man U, and even his first few months at Fulham, he was trying. This season, being played in that sort of supporting attack role behind Bent he does look to me like he's given up - whether it was Jol's influence that did this remains to be seen though.

Berbatov has looked like he can't be arsed anymore this season at Fulham.

Look, obviously God wanted us to enjoy ourselves, that's why he invented pills and clubs and lube and hardcore. But he also wanted us to give something back, and that's why he created the homeless, the lepers and the oil spills.

All about keeping momentum and remaining unbeaten here for me. A win would be class but obviously it's not always possible to win, especially away from home; so long as we make an attempt to win the game I would happily accept a draw.

Lost it at Neil Warnock, fucking hell

What was the score?

Score draw.

The lad who wrote that was a year or two below me at school. Done well for himself!