Pilko

That's fucking immense

"Please sir, can I train with the first team? "Oh, Gwan then!"

11/1 for France to win the tournament is staggeringly good.

I've watched N'Doye and I must say, he's a very impressive striker. He's big, powerful and quick. He's scored goals in the Champions League, too.

You can get odds of about 18/1 for that, I placed the exact same results as an accumulator yesterday.

Serbia are 9/2 to beat Sweden in this friendly, having some of that. Decent outsider bet.

Once a week gig instead of the slog of doing a daily paper. Reports that Anal was getting lazy and couldn't be arsed to write something every day are wide of the mark.

Good news, hope he signs.

For the Euros, nice and early-ish: Lewandowski top scorer @ 20/1 France to beat England, Sweden/England draw, England to beat Ukraine @ roughly 17/1 Portugal to beat Germany @ 7/2 Holland to beat Denmark, Greece to beat Russia, Italy to beat Croatia @ can't remember, maybe about 14/1?

Diame loves a goal against the mackems anarl, be worth it just for that. They'll probably sign Tchoyi to counter balance it.

Opening gambit and closing statement completely conflicting, class.

Be a decentish step for him, that.

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He'll be doing porridge within the next two or three years, I'm convinced of that. He's got more of a penchant for getting into trouble than Norman Stanley Fletcher.

He's English, you're supposed to double his value and not laugh.

Holt at £4m would be decent IMO.

At least we've got an excuse, injuries.

Statutory Pards

Tell you what, if we win every game at the Euros 1-0 then not many will be complaining. It's about time England actually fucking win some games in an international tournament and get to a respectable stage of the competition, regardless of how they manage it.

those Amstrad PCUs are a nightmare to type on

What time's the game on?

Baffling how there's a view that Lambert 'left Norwich in the shit'. He's taken them from League 1 to Premier League mid-table in only a few years, and he's left the club only a few weeks after the end of the season, leaving them plenty of time to get a new manager in. Also, Villa is a good move for Lambert. He can't do any worse than McLeish, so even if he has an indifferent first season there and they finish a few places higher or with 10 more points, it'll be marked as progress and he'll keep his job. Personally, I think he'll do well at Villa.

Gentleman's agreement that Rodgers wouldn't go for any Swansea players for 12 months. can't wait til GG sees this, 'gentleman's agreement'! he'll explode

Stewart Downing Goals and Assists 2011/2012 apologies if old cheating welsh man u player

Supposedly we were releasing our official retained list 'early next week' as of last Friday/weekend... no sign of it yet.