Pilko

He'll be telling us he's bid £5m for Mbia next.

Even if they edge it, we can still claim a goal difference win over the two legs.

Hopefully Krul will prove the cunt wrong by kicking Pardew square in the jaw.

I'm going into the kitchen now and we better have signed him by the time I get back

Nee wonder Pardew doesn't like him, there's no WAG to SHAG.

We'll see.

You don't fool me!

Been a fair few 'niggles' and 'illness' that have seen him not manage a place on the bench. Suggests to me that at times, he can't be arsed.

We want to get a fucking wriggle on with this like, we need him for Sunday if Tiote's card is upheld, as expected.

He has the turning circle of your average oil tanker.

Good news.

Put the cat down.

"Sol Campbell should be first name on the sheet (of players to offload)"

Spooky.

Yep, he's still a very shady character.

Where's all the confidence? Gone with the imminent prospect of Tiote being suspended. Much better title that, shame Margaret Mitchell is dead or I'm sure she'd use it.

Funny how it's mainly pricks who usually hate us and will take any opportunity to stick the knife in who are defending us. Craig Burley, Andy Townsend and Graham Poll

"we looked tired as a group" So why did he pick nolan, simpson, lovenkrands and barton who played 90 minutes on wednesday, when there was guthrie, kadar, ranger and ferguson on the bench? Let's face it, Pardew is a stonewall prick and deserves nothing but contempt, not for the result, but for these pathetic excuses.

Adam's a bit of a pie monster, isn't he? Only an Excuse was poking fun at his girth this new year.

I was under the impression he moved here to get games in his favoured central position? Happy to retract that if not true but I'm sure I read that when we signed him.

Not really, he's a central midfielder, and as yet we don't know his place in Pardew's pecking order.

This will be a good piece of business for the club. It's another one of those 'low-risk January buys' that served us so well last year.

Surely Shelvey nose thats a bad idea?

That Wigan game for me remains the most abject showing I've seen by a Newcastle side. It might have only been 1-0 but we were hammered for 90 minutes by Wigan's reserves taking on our strongest side at the time. http://nufc.com/html/2005-06html/2005-11-30wigan-a-cc4.html makes for grim reading, like.