Not read the thread since last night but Robbie Earle's been sacked by ITV for ticket touting.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/15/world-cup-itv-robbie-earle
Alongside the dancing "Milk" in Robster's sig he needs a dancing "Mike" alongside it. Just find any generic shaven headed black guy from a popular TV show (everybody's doing it!) and have it move back and forth like the milk carton.