Pilko

Honestly, what the fuck does that even mean? It means that we are going to score some goals tonight and there is nothing you can do about it. God damn.

Rather regretting not having Skorea qualifying in my predictions now. Have them third with Argies top and Nigeria second.

The very first Scary Movie was mint like, I don't care what anyone says.

My sweepstake predictions have the Greeks not even scoring a goal in the whole world cup, it could happen.

GOL GOL GOL

tango

The wind will come from England when we put it up you Yanks later.

Craig Burley ffs.

The pitch looks absolutely perfect.

"But you let Jill Anderson in!" "It's called a no Jills club, it means we're allowed just one."

Bet you're glad you got your wedding out of the way in time?

What?! f*** that! My life wouldn't be worth living if I was to blow it off. I skipped on one of her families birthday parties for the Villa relegation match, so my credit is gone. I've emailed the venue to see if they will have it on anywhere on site, or near by. Where you off to? Chances are they'll have a bar! Lincolnshire countryside, mate. It's a 'manor house' with function rooms only. Someone who works there has to be having a sly watch on a laptop or something, though. They haven't replied to my email, like. That's rough that like.

blak and wite strips

Petrov and Benjani would both be immense but as has been said, no way Ash will fork out for those wages, especially as there's fuck all sell on value.

Here Decky, shut up

Glee theme tune ffs. Wankers

This has got more pages than some of our match threads this season

Really hope Mike didn't see this.

Theakston went from Gordon Banks to Tony Gordon there.

fuck

Oh man Jamie Theakston

You know, that famous scene from Austin Powers when he takes a pen against Dr Evil.

Has the phrase "bang" ever been less appropriate for a penalty

Walsh