Ash

Christ.

Which two? Tavernier the RB and Ferguson the LB. Mind... i'm only assuming with Tavernier; i haven't kept up to date with the reserves but that's where he played at Peterborough last season. Ferguson's a left-winger, as stated in the other thread.

Mental. Ferguson's a left-back anyway. People need to get the idea of him on the wing firmly out of their heads, cos it's not going to happen whilst Pardew's here. He's being used at LB simply because we have nobody else to play there. He's a left-winger and always has been but is being asked to fill in at LB.

Which two?

Perch is injured too.

Cracking stuff, well done mate!

Fuck me, that's absolutely hilarious. :lol:

Hope it's Shola, that'd certainly blow my mind.

Went in to the Box Office earlier and they said this is a load of bollocks.

Having sat behind her (at the Bolton game) I can say she really is. She's even ugly from behind ffs. Oh aye, eyeing her up were you?

What an utter, utter cunt. Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend.

Christ on a fucking bike.

J'écraserais vos portes de derrière en, Mimi.

Fine him.

He's been a whining little bitch in both games against us this season. If we do sign him, he can cut that shit out.

Why?

All he's doing is following up on what he said yesterday, nothing wrong with that.

It would be four games. I think it would be five.

Mike Ashley doesn't decide the transfer targets though, that's Pardew. Pardew has worked with Cole before, and rates him. That's where this comes from. He can decide who he wants, doesn't mean that Ashley's going to write the cheque for them though.

Donaldson over Ferguson?

Look at the Carroll 'transfer request'. That is the way he will be painted by journos like Lee Ryder who are as good as on the club's payroll. Not this again. I see you failed to anwser on the Carroll thread when asked about the clearly made up and fabricated stories by Carroll, plus the contradicting quotes attributed to him. "I don't want to leave, why would I want to leave" "When Liverpool come in for you, it's impossible to say no" oh and the fact he looked so devestated turning up for his medical. Change the record you boring bastad. It's clearly a bit of both, the club wanting top dollar for him and Carroll wanting top dollar himself. But just bury your head in the sand and peddle your shit propoganda every time you get the chance mate. Nice reply; very well constructed.

Is it impossible to say no? Ofcourse not, but kids like to have the latest football tops like I did when I was younger. It just strikes me of clear profiteering by NUFC especially at a time when supporters and people's disposable income is shrinking. Fact is, shirt sales of NUFC tops/merchandise have been declining since Ashley came, obviously they see bringing out more shirts as a way to reverse this. I personally hope it totally flops. Anything to back that 'fact' up?

He said himself he wont talk about a contract until later(when we are safe) but yeah lets say its because the club arent doing enough rather than the player leaving his options open eh? It's pointless Roger, people will believe what they want and jump to the biggest conclusions based on almost nothing. Do you seriously think there is a chance of him staying? You are so, so very tiresome.

If all of the deflected shots that resulted in goals had missed the target, Newcastle would have wrapped up the Premier League title in March.

I'd be happy with them both if we use the money wisely on other targets. They're squad fillers, but more importantly, better than the squad fillers we already have.