Ash

Cathcart wouldn't be classed as an emergency loan as all of the paperwork is apparently sorted.

I like that. Simple, but catchy.

Pleased he's back. Confident he will be a very valuable member of the squad.

Danny Mills is retired.

Oh aye, I'd forgotten that he'd switched sides. Not that I'd have made much difference anyway - Rich was the key man missing.

Looks like a get-out clause to me. Blues clearly lacking commitment again. It'd help if the game wasn't being played on a stupid date. What would you suggest? Any day that isn't a matchday, especially not the day of an away game anyway. Saturday the 12th? You don't have to change it on my account. It was just a general point that it may rule people out as they'll be at the game. As long as our final rugby game of the season isn't moved from Friday 11th to Saturday 12th, I'm 100% more likely to make that date than Sunday 13th. I really want you there. someone needs to organize this like. Can I ask why?

Shearer in, Hughton to remain as a coach.

I mentioned this last week but I think under somebody like Shearer, he'd come on leaps and bounds.

Barton would have to be in place of Nolan.

You know what would be awesome? The club announcing in 15 minutes that they've sold Taylor, Enrique, Jonas, Coloccini, Guthrie, and Barton. Oh aye, that would be awesome.

Didn't even mention us, cunt!

Answer the fucking phone, could be important!

"Mystery players have disappeared."

Jim White.

Agreed. Would be a really good signing in my opinion.

[Comment From NUFC Club Shop] I work in the club shop at St. James' Park and we've just been told to print out 400 strips with 'Beckford - 9' on the back! Not a wind up!

I really hope that by the time I wake up in the morning, there is some positive news. Fingers crossed!

He did go wandering, but I think some of that was to do with Geremi's non-existence.

NUSC and Fans 410 or whatever they're called are a match made in heaven. Fucking morons.

Sounds like utter bollocks when you consider we have a game tonight.

Honestly, they should be shot for turning in crap like this. Lazy journalism

Fucking hell!