Ash

You know what would be awesome? The club announcing in 15 minutes that they've sold Taylor, Enrique, Jonas, Coloccini, Guthrie, and Barton. Oh aye, that would be awesome.

Didn't even mention us, cunt!

Answer the fucking phone, could be important!

"Mystery players have disappeared."

Jim White.

Agreed. Would be a really good signing in my opinion.

[Comment From NUFC Club Shop] I work in the club shop at St. James' Park and we've just been told to print out 400 strips with 'Beckford - 9' on the back! Not a wind up!

I really hope that by the time I wake up in the morning, there is some positive news. Fingers crossed!

He did go wandering, but I think some of that was to do with Geremi's non-existence.

NUSC and Fans 410 or whatever they're called are a match made in heaven. Fucking morons.

Sounds like utter bollocks when you consider we have a game tonight.

Honestly, they should be shot for turning in crap like this. Lazy journalism

Fucking hell!

Looks like a get-out clause to me. Blues clearly lacking commitment again. It'd help if the game wasn't being played on a stupid date. What would you suggest? Any day that isn't a matchday, especially not the day of an away game anyway. Saturday the 12th? You don't have to change it on my account. It was just a general point that it may rule people out as they'll be at the game. As long as our final rugby game of the season isn't moved from Friday 11th to Saturday 12th, I'm 100% more likely to make that date than Sunday 13th.

Fucking bullshit officiating, absolute bollocks. Poor bastard, Richards was no where near off side Ah well, had a little bet on Fulham @ 4/1, think they're priced too highly.

Looks like a get-out clause to me. Blues clearly lacking commitment again. It'd help if the game wasn't being played on a stupid date. What would you suggest? Any day that isn't a matchday, especially not the day of an away game anyway.

Looks like a get-out clause to me. Blues clearly lacking commitment again. It'd help if the game wasn't being played on a stupid date.

Hull FC fans are all wankers.

Fucking bullshit officiating, absolute bollocks.

Man City -1 @ 7/4

I think there's a fair few decent bets out there today, but I've stuck to a Cardiff/Charlton double.

Brilliant signing if it's true and if he stays fit.