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A summer spree alongside Doumbia, Cabella and Xisco is what I heard.

Yeah, lots of those Boro signings were mad. Ravanelli, Boksic, Mendieta, Woodgate, Hasselbaink etc.

Probably. Just thought I'd add context.

I never miss football during the summer break but do this time - probably a mix of boredom and the untidyness of having an incomplete season. Let's see how it goes when the Bundesliga restarts. With daily testing on players/staff and empty stadiums, this could be safely done.

There's absolutely no way at all that the PL/EFL season should be voided. That should've been laughed out of discussions from day one. Fortunately, it looks unlikely to happen at this point.

That happened months ago. It's because of this from this morning:

He's quite good but those errors are bloody annoying. For £4m though, he's provided value.

Think the last thing we need next season is an expanded Premier League

I couldn't resist asking if Ashley had also furloughed him

So that's Desailly, Sousa, Eto'o and Pique?

I heard that Stewart Donald negotiated the furlough pay. They'll be in safe hands

Yeah, I'm still not sure how number 8 is what it is.

When I'm feeling numb, I think I'll play that goal

The one time I watched it, I was surprised that it genuinely was an unbelievable game of football and not just 7 goals with an iconic ending.

Premier League have just announced that football won't be back by early May. Although I get really angry when experts think it still won't be back throughout the summer (which is ages away). Can someone please just give some hope?

No, it's just if they're not parading with a scarf within 72 hours, everyone assumes it was a bullshit false dawn

I often used to do the Tyler/Gray combo. I'd score a tap in and run away going "Absolutely glorious! Well if the rest was your cake, there's the icing".

Haven't found this series entertaining tbh, apart from the Will Grigg episode that is a piece of art suitable for the Louvre. The theme song is hideous, I can't read the writing on the screen, every goal was in super slow motion and the fans make me physically sick. Delighted the pricks didn't get promoted.

Though it was pretty good. I didn't expect much because I hate all that Downton Abbey shit but it was interesting enough for me to binge in under a day

Shame we can't track flights on Twitter this time. Oh sorry, I meant that it's wonderful.

Ok now I'm scared

Can't wait for the Wylan Brewery and Whey-aye-lan puns

If they really can't finish it off (which they can, just blast the 9 matches out over a summer month...) then some points-per-game thing could maybe work, although still shocking. Hopefully the broadcasting money forces the games to be played

Voiding the season would be an absolute disgrace, mind. Can't believe they resorted to that.