Ketsbaia

Felipe Anderson and Hazard really saved this week. Only a small ranking drop. Planning a team with Hazard, Kane, Salah and Aubameyang but head tells me to save money and go Mane over Salah. Hmmm.

Yeah, interest from both sides seems legit this time, which is fine until Ashley pisses them off by leaving the country/raising the asking price/making unreasonable SD demands.

Good thing everyone chose to support the team, not the regime.....

Today's 4-0 was only the second worst thing to have happened to us this Christmas, assuming Ashley didn't choke to death on his turkey.

Definitely. We can't even have a boycott because people apparently HAVE to attend Tbh even 10,000 is an impressive attendance when you're in the third tier of English football and an equal alongside Accrington Stanley, Rochdale and Fleetwood.

At the start of December (GW15), I was 4,697 in the world. Currently 34,895. Joke of a game :lol:

There's no point in this football club existing.

Lucas Digne can fuck off

Didn't bother watching, 1-0 seems alright?

Kane is also a piece of shit

Santa claus here in peace, marra.

'Miracle' is a bit strong but I can understand why he's said it - obviously the transfer meetings haven't gone well and he's trying to pressure Ashley. It won't work though. He'll leave and all our hopes will be extinguished. Merry Christmas everyone

Kane made it respectable, although still had a large drop. Bloody annoying.

Liverpool have us, Arsenal and Man City in quick succession so our only hope is that Klopp chooses us to rotate a bit. Maybe only a 2-0.

Honestly, each match is just a waste of time to watch. Such boredom.

About time these lost.

Aye, would've felt much better if it had happened the other way round so we did what we had to do. Still though, today's performance was pitiful.

This is outrageous 23pts with two players left. You may think that Hazard (LEI), Sterling (CRY), Wilson (BRI), F Anderson (WAT) and Mitrovic (new) had a fantastic set of fixtures, but no. Nothing at all.

I just hate this version of Newcastle United so much. Miserable to watch.... just a misery in every way. Merry Christmas.

All those good weeks undone by having no Salah or Aubameyang these last few games. An irreparable ranking freefall ....unless Kane, Hazard and Sterling all produce too, of course.

Had him until a few weeks ago. Just thought he was overpriced and rarely gets bonuses. It made room for having Hazard, Sterling and Kane but maybe it was a mistake

Salah, man. Sick of him. Might go for Salah, Sane, Digne & Ings for Anderson, Sterling, Alonso & Mitrovic soon. Although it's arguable worse.

That team is outrageous I'm somehow top despite only having Mane from the big-hitters Started off with him, KDB and Jesus.

Gutted, man. First pick in the draft was De Bruyne, who then got injured for ages. I propose bringing him back in and someone pipped me to it

I really want Sane, Aubameyang or Salah somehow but I think it'll have to be Hazard, Sterling, Kane over Xmas. Can't fit them all in tbh, it's just I'm petrified of Auba.